Nyff

Blackburn reserves play at a Football ground near me, and I went down when Newcastle Res. were playing there. Stayed round the back afterwards and got signatures from the likes of Bellamy, Carl Cort, Chopra, Bassedas, and Steve Harper. Other than Newcastle, I have David Beckham and Alex Ferguson lay around somewhere.

Pretty much given up with Ultimate Team and find myself just playing normal online. My newest thing to do is to pick as many reserve/youth players as I can, and I was beating a full United team 2-0 until the guy quit, and then I just demolished Birmingham 4-0 ^^ Team looks something like this: Krul Beye (meh..) Kadar - Tozer - Edgar Godsmark - Gonzalez - Inman - Donninger Xisco - LuaLua I keep the likes of Carroll on the bench.

I started reading it and thought it was a pile of shit. Didn't like the way the guy wrote it >_<

"I'm Michael, and I'm a boring shit who doesn't dare to speak in more than one tone"

Thought that first screenshot was real at first glance

Is that the same one with "Blah Name Blah - Smashing Pumpkins :: Homer Simpson - Smiling Politely"

I never did quite catch the whole Nirvana thing. I like a few of their songs, but wouldn't call myself a die-hard fan. I have found more favourite dead guys in Nick Drake and Elliott Smith, with the latter especially catching my attention. Don't worry, though, it isn't until October 21st that I might make him a tribute thread

That might just be the answer here. Maybe it keeps his brain too warm so it is in a semi-docile state at all times, when it really needs to be active and awake. And then when he comes to having to run to get the ball, the hair lowers his aerodynamics and he is thus slower. I wonder if we can start some sort of petition to get him to shave it all off. The problem is it will make his nose look fucking massive.

Maybe we should just stop signing players of any nationalities and resign ourselves to the fact that the minute they step onto the field in a Black and White jersey, their past history is forgotten and they will play like a bag of shite. Then we can allow ourselves to disband out football club and go and support Man Utd like all the other glory supporters.

I got bored with this pretty quickly. It has come to the point where you are either pwning 2 star teams, or getting owned by 5 star teams who all have Ronaldo, Rooney, Torres, Messi, Kaka, Gerrard e.t.c. I think I prefer just playing normal games online.

Guess all we can hope for is an Enrique style turnaround, but it took him a season, and as has been said; we need some decent performances right now.

Absolutely appalling. Someone needs to teach Collocini how to defend, and certainly if he plans to keep playing like that then he doesn't deserve to start at all. Over at Doncaster, LuaLua has provided an assist for their goal.

Not much of a consolation, but if it makes you feel better then Boro are 4-1 down.

I proffered Carroll when he had cornrows. Just looks like a puff now xD! Would prefer we went to a 4-3-3 now tbh, but oh well.

If we had been given that bloody goal then we could have had a very exciting finish to this game and maybe even grab the draw. Can't see this being anything other than a loss now. What a piss take.

Bring on goalline technology - Should be 2-1.

Off the line >_< Would like to see a close up replay of that.

I look at our Subs Bench and...well, nothing is going to happen here is it. Don't know why Guthrie is coming on for Nolan and not Butt, but hey. Wouldn't mind someone who will push forward with some pace coming on, like LuaLua, to make something happen. Shame he is playing over at Doncaster right now (who, coincidentally, are also losing 2-0)

Colo playing them onside? Where is Bassong when you need him...>_>

For fucks sake.

Collo-fucking-cini!!

FFS Taylor - I know Chelsea tower over us but at least have someone available who knows you are going to knock it along the ground >_< AAAHHH! Taylor has the Newcastle "not beating the first man" curse!

Has Shearer really got so many assistants that Alan Smith doesn't even have a chair? xD

Blackburn won, and Stoke have just gone 1-0 Up. A win would be very nice here...

He probably thought he was called 'Big' Al for a reason