Nyff

Jade Goody Musical Planned: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8014126.stm

Can we bring up awful remakes? The second Italian job was a pile of piss (mainly because Michael Caine makes the first one so great), and the fact that are nearly all American doesn't do it much good.

Bloody hell. Why do most of us have to become addicted to fags/booze/food? I would love it, as no doubt my local Gym would, if I was just a little bit addicted to going to the gym! Shame I can't be fooking arsed half the time.

Haha! Brilliant! I will add that to the Noddy Holder one and the other one about the Elephant that I have up me sleeve. Can't really be bothered typing them out mind!

That is the issue.....no pace, no creativity, no nothing. Cue a "BRADDEN INMAN..." thread?

The Brummie thing is also odd because you can make some great jokes whilst using the accent. My personal favourite: (In a Brummie accent - say it out loud -) Whats the difference between a Bison and a Buffalo? You can wash your hands in a Bison but you can't wash your hands in a Buffalo.

Got a Brummie teacher at school who just rambles on and on. Fair enough to the man, the history of the English Language isn't exactly the most scintillating of topics, but I am certain there can be more va va voom added to it than having him speaking at us for an hour in his long Brummie drawl.

Definitely worth having him on the bench. When Ranger is mentioned anywhere it is almost always immediately proceeded by the 17-year old Shearer hattrick story, so who knows. Great if he had the same effect.

Oooh - With red numbers we will look like West Brom as well as playing like/with them.

Thought this was going to be the one about Jonas and his dinosaur fetish...

Nvm, turns out I can do it via my HDMI lead.

Quick question - What lead do you need to connect a laptop to a TV?

You miss it really.

Indeed, Jonas was not involved at all. R.Taylor long throw into the box, cleared by a Stoke Defender to Duff, Duff crossed it, Carroll headed it in.

Where does this leave us with regards to the rest of the season then?

No Martins? Have I missed something here?

Unfortunately with my close proximity to Manchester, the majority of my friends chose to go with the Glory of United I just like being different, and had an influential Geordie babysitter at the time of finally deciding who to support ...Looking back now, why the fuck didn't I choose United too? Mind you, I'm sure it wouldn't have been as fun! Might just end up putting SSN on the TV in the Staff Room upstairs and then keep going for 'toilet breaks'

Chelsea 4-3 Bolton

rofl! The United fans will be wanking over him again tonight then!

Anyone know of some sort of text service that doesn't cost so much so I can get updates from the game delivered to my phone?

Ronaldo on...Fingers crossed..

Put up a noose for me as well will ya?

Hate that I am at work when we kick off...Meh, hoping a friend can give us regular updates, but I'm going to be fucking pissed off if we lose and so the customers shouldn't expect me to be all smiley >_>

Aye, I hope to be picking up a new HDTV come Tuesday, so looking forward to this even more now.

Reminds me of when Liverpool were playing Real Madrid and a friend of mine on FB changed their status to "WHO THE HELL ARE REAL MADRID!? HAHA!", to which I replied "Real Madrid Club de Fútbol (Spanish IPA: [ɾeal maˈð̞ɾið kluβ de ˈfutβol], usually known simply as Real Madrid) is a professional association football club based in Madrid, Spain."