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CORNROWS FOR THE FUCKIN WIN!!!!

Cornrows ftw.

Oba on for Owen. Got all his instructions from Clipboard Chris. Fingers crossed still...

Shouldn't it be around the time now when Vid gets tired? Carroll to come on and win it for us tbh.

Damien Duff commando roll to carrying on the run. Love it.

Cheeky Vid, Cheeky.

Hurrah! They have sped up Blaydon Races again! Guess that means that fat geezer isn't there?

Don't know what our defence don't understand about clearing the ball.

Bassong and Taylor seem to be equally impressive when they get into them areas of the pitch today, though Hopefully that will continue through into the second half when we change sides

Our defence seems to be playing more like you would expect a Newcastle defence to play like, which isn't good...

Fuck Viduka and Owen, put Taylor and Bassong upfront.

It's moments like that when I love Jonas, even if there is never a decent ending to his runs.

Holy shit. Us Vs. Boro for Relegation, and my second team, Preston, vs. Sheff. Utd playing for possible promotion. What a crazy day of football for me.

Very open game...Hopefully there will be some more goals in this one for sure.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!?

Slowest 10 minutes of my life...

I'm going to go for 2-1. Viduka, 24th minute, Lua-Lua (well, most probably Carroll tbh!), 85th minute. Some Boro randomer in the 87th minute so that we are all shitting ourselves until the final whistle.

Also, looking at our recent record against teams below us, it is one win against West Brom. That's a good sign, right?

LuaLua back and straight onto the bench...interesting...

Just listened to a bit of one of their songs...There some Motorhead in there too?

Science?

There was a story in the paper today about some guy who got toothache in Russia, fell into a coma, was transported back to England, and then woke up again some time later speaking with a Russian accent. Count yourself lucky

Shame it's a fake In the sense that it isn't a real guy. Still a funny prank mind Found this one by the same guy. Maybe even better xD

Na, because we didn't sign Nolan in that universe; we signed Gerrard EDIT: Fuck, forgot it is an alternate Universe where Gerrard will be shit! Urm..we signed Jim Bentley from Morecambe! Hurrah!

* A 30 goal a season white-boy striker who is one of the smallest in the Premier League, and plays regularly for his country where the fans scream his name, "Iboema Alohs", loudly from the terraces. He is also loved by every Newcastle fan on the internet.