Nyff

Here goes...

*crosses fingers and thinks of the Boro game *

FUCK

Did I really just see Butt catch up with Nevland? :|

Oooh! Martins hits the post!

It looks like a fucking kite for crying out loud :\

I'm guessing the whole 'being straight' thing is just an act with him then.

Shes fucking Ashley? Fucking hell, wait til the papers hear about this. "Cheryl and Ashley in Strap-On Madness!"

Having not played online in a while I thought I would give it a go to see if anything is different. Sure enough my first opponent picks Man United, plays Ronaldo upfront, and scores by running to the byline then passing it back for his other striker to tap into an empty net. Fuck that. I don't even bother staying when cunts play like that. Not bothered if my DNF goes up. It isn't that I am adverse to losing, because I will happily lose a well fought game, but when people use Ronaldo like that it just takes the piss.

4 - 0 Xisco (2), Tozer, Doninger. http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...1656117,00.html

Anyone know how they're getting on in their cup final match tonight?

What guitar is it btw? Old Acoustics are sometimes very schmexy! In fact I have a 40 Year old Yamaha with me at the moment, although I am looking out for a new acoustic to use more generally day-to-day...

Great escape ftw. And this was just too good an opportunity to pass up...

Could still be hope of a Jose Enrique style second season turnaround...?

You got right. Bringing up the result any time I can. Been a while since I can properly celebrate a decent result! As it happens I'm off for a meal at a pub called 'The Borough" tomorrow. We were telling someone what it was called, and he asked if it was like a rabbit 'burrow', to which I rightly informed him that it was spelt like Newcastle 3, Middlesborough 1

I'm not quite sure who has the most retarded face here:

Caption competition. Go.

This is getting framed you should frame this one instead... Look at Collocini's face. Looks like he's halfway through a rendition of Nessum Dorma.

Ameobi getting in the mix. Lua Lua surely ? Will Smith, surely?

Mackems in our sites...

PETER LOVENKRANDS!!! PETER LOVENKRANDS!

I've gone past the nails. Onto the skin now.

Could be Oba and out for Boro!? Are we writing tomorrows headlines?

Nice to see him running straight to Shearer (y)