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I'm glad Shola is finally using his Jedi powers to full effect:

Cavani was definitely worth the transfer fee! Half way through January and he already has 28 goals. Absolute machine!

4-2-4. Won the league with it first season with no real improvements to the squad. Play Cabaye as Box-to-Box and Tiote as Deep-Lying Playmaker in the middle, Guttierez AML, Ben Arfa AMR when he is back, Ba up front as 'Complete Forward' and Cisse next to him as 'Target Man'.

Yeah, that is the only thing my team was missing. I have never spent that much on one player but I just thought why not. £30 Million over 48 months too Aaand I was rewarded with him scoring 2 on his debut! Now my first XI looks like: Krul Debuchy/Corchia - Phil Jones - Corluka - Santon --- Tiote - Dzagoev --- Rochina -------- Kadlec -----Sanogo - Cavani ----- Still have the likes of Ba/Cisse/Cabaye/Ben Arfa as cover/rotation options. Could do with a new CB and a few other decent covers, but going to start slowly shipping out the older guys to fund that.

Couldn't sleep so got FM up. Decided to sign Cavani for a whopping 30 Mil before my third season. Well...why not?

Coming to the end of my second season. Won the League Cup and should easily win the league. In the FA Cup Semi and the CL Quarters, though not expecting to progress in the latter. Scoring goals for fun. Set up a corner routine that means Corluka has 15 goals so far this season and Collocini has 11. Ba is currently on 22 goals and Cisse on 19, with Sanogo chipping in with 10 as well.

We used to take the caravan to France as a family years and years ago. Were driving along to motorway when the wheel came off so we pulled over and my parents left me and my sister with some friends who were in front of us. They found a garage and saw a hotel opposite it which would be ideal to stay in whilst they waited to fly in the right wheel. So they set off back to pick up me and my sister, but then we got lost on the way back to the hotel and eventually gave up and stayed in the next hotel we found. The next day was the day of that big Concorde crash just outside of Paris, and the hotel that it crashed into was the one that we were going to be staying in....

Signed Debuchy from Tottenham on the cheap in my second season after he was transfer listed by request. Sweeet! Walking the league at the moment, and got a good chance of winning the League Cup too.

https://twitter.com/#!/50SOAndyGray - 50 Shades of Andy Gray

Managed to qualify from my CL group - Got Porto in the next round. Just had an amazing 10-goal thriller vs. Fulham. Won 7-3! Cabaye hat-trick, two for Cisse, one from Rochina and one from Gutierrez. Means I am sitting pretty at the top of the league as I come into January. Arsenal are close behind, but I have a good gap between me and third.

^ Nice! Seems I might just about survive my CL group of death. Drew with CSKA and Juventus, but then somehow pulled out an amazing 4-2 victory over R. Madrid at St. James'. Didn't help that their two goals were both own goals from Krul and Corluka, but at the end of the day they didn't count for much! Likely to lose at the Bernabeu, so just need to hold on vs. Juve away and snatch a victory vs. CSKA at home.

Yeah, I got Dzaegov in with around 9 mil up-front and the rest over 48 months. Probably not the most realistic thing to do, but there we go!

Won the league (just) in my first season with the Toon. Only major buy was Ruben Rochina, but was otherwise lucky with injuries and Ba/Cisse/Tiote not going to the ACN. Pre-season I brought in Corluka, Kadlec, Sanogo (on a free) and Goran Pandev in on loan for the season. Got Dzaegov coming in in January for around £15 Million...ouch... Also got drawn in an absolute group of death in the CL. Madrid, Juventus and CSKA Moscow . Started with a draw away in Moscow, but doubtful I will qualify.

You carry on with your original character, right? Will probably give it a download in a few days.

There a way to just pay for this expansion without having to buy 2000 microsoft points? I never ever use these things...

We are playing like Chelsea did in the CL, and they somehow managed to win it...so you never know!

2c

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With a little bit of not too brilliant photoshopping:

Pards just said he has absolutely no idea what these Ba to Turkey rumours are about.

Henry Hill sleeps with the fishes.

Lescott with a Leon Best style header.

Whose wedding was it that Sammy Am has been tweeting photos from?

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