Nyff

It's when I hear that Newcastle are on the break with "support from Ameobi" that I know nothing will come of it. I have a feeling he will score today, though...

If you get bored, I have found it quite fun to get on the BBC Player Rater and constantly give N'Zogbia a rating of 1: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...ext/6173811.stm

Mike Ashley has lunch with the team in midweek, and then Kinnear falls ill the following Saturday...?

Its like a game of how NOT to defend...

rofl. Even in a game where the defenders are shit, Ameobi manages to be twice as crap.

Only just got in from work...Someone want to explain what the fuck just happened? lol

Is Collocini still a doubt? Might be looking at a Taylor - Taylor - Bassong - Enrique line up. Though wasn't Kinnear rattling on about Enrique not being picked or something? Fucking clueless if he isn't, because he played a great game against the Mackems.

Could always get some sort of Mastercard logo with "Ashley-Card" or something. I'm sure it won't take too bright a spark to think up some sort of 'priceless' statement. Unfortunately I am too fucking tired.

Lets play....Design a Newcastle Kit!

I am thinking something more along the lines of: "You know, it has been tough, but I am happy to have been able to bring in Folan, Schmolan, Volvo, urgh...Kevin and Nail-her, Jail-her, urgh, Bail-'er, urgh...Ryan to the club who will really fill some gaps"

How the hell did you manage that? lol

I'm sure there will be. Ashley is probably using the profit to play some roulette as we speak.

Guess that is Ashley's big announcement down the drain then?

Ssh, Holden. Don't blow my cover.

1611: "Denilson on his way to Newcastle on loan for rest of season - was already a done deal, pending Arshavin deal." Lameduck at SJP, via text on 81111 You heard it here first

Anyone know if Arsenal's Denilson has been spotted anywhere? If rumour is true that Arsenal are printing out shirts for Arshavin at number 15 then it could mean Denilson is on his way out. I know Bolton were after him at a point (and may still be, as he could replace Nolan), but I wouldn't mind a cheeky bid for him. That is if he hasn't been sold already.

Welcome to 3 pages ago! Welcome to having more to do than sat at the computer refreshing every 2 minutes

Oh, btw, has Fat Mikes 'big announcement' come yet? I thought he had something big to fill up SSN's Yellow ticker bar? If it is that Ryan Taylor coming here then he is having a laugh...

"Update: Skysports reported on Monday that Newcastle had made an unsuccessful attempt to swap Obafemi Martins for the Spurs striker Darren Bent." What a piss take. So glad that didn't go through.

I really do love deadline day. If only we had a journo that posted here like Bburn do...It is days like this that make me want to become a journalist, so give me a few years and maybe we will be able to get the inside scoop as well

I've got to admit that my only experience of Fred is on Football Manager, where he was bloody awesome. Might be worth a cheeky bid, esepcially as we could do with a decent striker.

Going to be some bad news for Burnley today supposedly (from that guy at the Blackburn forums). Weren't we rumoured to be interested in one of their midfielders at some point?

Rumour has it the deadline might be extended because of the trouble the snow is causing. Not that you didn't know that, as all you all sit by your computers refreshing the BBC site as I am

Hope this aint true. He is still young and could yet turn into a decent player for us (that said, he could just as easily turn into Luque #2).

His Harper senses knew it wasn't going in.