Nyff

TCMag to declare a statement telling us he is a mackem at heart.

Nile Ranger still in fine form I see. A shame he didn't get a first team chance over Ameobi. I know who I would have preferred out of the two, anyway.

Stevie gave us the idea, as well as the guy who mentioned the "Your support is fucking shit" somewhere or other. So, go ahead, share your favourites old and new.

The game aint interested me as much as COD4 did. Even that didn't live up to the fun had on Call of Duty 2, though, which still remains the best of the series! I just hate playing against some iffy cunts with Juggernaut and Last Stand on online...

Can't say I wouldn't love it. There used to be a few of them on the Teamtalk pages who would post giving us all that "next Leeds" bullshit. Funny how karma works, 'ey?

They can have him if they want.

We better be winning the league in a few seasons time with all these bloody youngsters being brought in...

Shouldnt be a problem, doesnt appear that Llambretta can either. Not even sure Kinnear can speak it that well anyway, and Ashley certainly appears to have lost his voice now the transfer window is over. This geezer will fit in fine.

As much as I would love to say I am JFK (Ok, maybe 'love' isn't the right word), the man himself was probably too busy guarding himself from angry Newcastle fans trying to pull out the wires.

Wtf is wrong with Ashley's head in this picture? Looks like he has another face on the back of his head (a la Lord Voldemort in Harry Potter). Even more worrying is that you could sort of imagine it being Llambias :|

And push. Anywhere away from Newcastle is fine.

Probably has that thing where if he doesn't play he doesn't shave...I swear it is in the Footballers hand-book that if they are injured they shouldn't shave.

Whos the West Brom player whose name sounds like "Shearer?"

You have 10 Minutes to get him from Newcastle to the West Brom ground. Go go go. Those supersonic planes still exist? Concord or whatever? Will needa get in touch with the French, but we don't exactly have a good record with them at the Toon.

You have 10 Minutes to get him from Newcastle to the West Brom ground. Go go go.

Fatty is on for Ameobi. Thank God...?

4-3 to West Brom, anyone?

Worrying thing is that we have his younger brother on the way through the Academy :s

Don't know what game the commentators here are watching... "They won't want to lose Ameobi" - Wouldn't mind it tbh. "He has been a constant threat today" - Yeah, to Newcastle winning...

Yay he's down!

Get Ameobi off for crying out loud...

Gutierrez been teaching Ameobi a thing or two? Thought he was going all the way by himself there :|

Raylor is looking decent. Good to have someone to put in a decent cross. In other news, N'Zogbia is down on a 3.00 rating. Love it. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...ext/6173811.stm

Everton just gone one up at Bolton. If it stays like this we go above Bolton, and just below Hull and Scumderland.

Love how our shittest players can play crap and still score. I won't complain!