Sir Bob Almighty!

Taylor Veloso Saviola These are the three that fat mike should be trying to get in, with those additions we would finish top 10 IMO infact we would still have mr clueless as manager so i retract the above statement!

I think everyone is baffled by that one

Anyone know what the fuck is going on with the Insomnia, Taylor deal?

If they are going to pay 8 mil for Johnson why not add a few more mil to that and slap a bid in for Veloso?

Xbox 360- AaronAvenger666 Give anyone a game on fifa or gears 2

Fackin' ell blad, look at the snaww! must be at least 4 inches thick now! Hopefully my uni will close for the day!

Your credibility went out the window when i read your username.

Kaka? hes shit him man.

Umm, actually I can... Well they will do better than us in the league probably, i was thinking more in the way of trophies, might win a carling cup or something if they are very lucky.

Some less than enjoyable reading..... http://sports.yahoo.com/sow/news?slug=goal...l&type=lgns I dont know why he thinks Man Shitty will be winning things, cos i certainly cant see them doing anything more than us in the next 3 years can you?

Hm I like your lineup for the most part, but switch Bassong from subs to LB. Done! Ive also put Bassong in for Bassong and Bassong in for Bassong Gives the team a bit more going forward i reckon.

Lawro is the biggest prick on MOTD, Hansen is the lesser of two evils IMO.

You might change your tune when they sell the bloke in your username for a big profit in 18 months or so. What makes you think that would happen? The only person we have sold or selling are N'Zogbia and Given, both actually WANT to leave, if we make a good profit in the process then fair does. If Bassong wants to leave and we make a profit, fair does again. I doubt we will get rid of our best players if they havent expressed any desire in leaving, Ashley isnt completely stupid. Hmm, why could I be possibly cynical about the current regime? I have no idea, other owners should be rated at Mikes standards if you ask me? You cant tell me you didnt want rid of that sackless git Kevin Keegan can you? I'm joking if you cant tell. I hope you are in most of your posts tbh Bitch Slut Oh sorry, I though we were all pretending to be 14 year old girls. Nope, just you mate.

You might change your tune when they sell the bloke in your username for a big profit in 18 months or so. What makes you think that would happen? The only person we have sold or selling are N'Zogbia and Given, both actually WANT to leave, if we make a good profit in the process then fair does. If Bassong wants to leave and we make a profit, fair does again. I doubt we will get rid of our best players if they havent expressed any desire in leaving, Ashley isnt completely stupid. Hmm, why could I be possibly cynical about the current regime? I have no idea, other owners should be rated at Mikes standards if you ask me? You cant tell me you didnt want rid of that sackless git Kevin Keegan can you? I'm joking if you cant tell. I hope you are in most of your posts tbh Bitch

You might change your tune when they sell the bloke in your username for a big profit in 18 months or so. What makes you think that would happen? The only person we have sold or selling are N'Zogbia and Given, both actually WANT to leave, if we make a good profit in the process then fair does. If Bassong wants to leave and we make a profit, fair does again. I doubt we will get rid of our best players if they havent expressed any desire in leaving, Ashley isnt completely stupid. Hmm, why could I be possibly cynical about the current regime? I have no idea, other owners should be rated at Mikes standards if you ask me? You cant tell me you didnt want rid of that sackless git Kevin Keegan can you? I'm joking if you cant tell.

Cant believe no-one found this funny. Pricks.

Quite a covering round here like, went out and made snow angels before with the little sister, quite a bad idea really like now my balls are peanuts

You might change your tune when they sell the bloke in your username for a big profit in 18 months or so. What makes you think that would happen? The only person we have sold or selling are N'Zogbia and Given, both actually WANT to leave, if we make a good profit in the process then fair does. If Bassong wants to leave and we make a profit, fair does again. I doubt we will get rid of our best players if they havent expressed any desire in leaving, Ashley isnt completely stupid.

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Fuck the lot of ye! If Ashley spends some cash tonight and tomorrow i think it wont be too long for before the geordie faithful stop hampering him and just let him get on with it, the fact of the matter is we've brought in some quality players with his system and he HAS invested a lot of money into the club, if he gets rid of that bumbling fool Kinnear at the end of the season and appoints a real manager i will have to get behind him and give a good bit of man love to show my support. Relegation would be disastrous for us and i really dont think we would come back up! at least our manager would be in the league that he belongs and would no longer seem as tactically unaware, and flawed in every other way possible. To the original question, Ben Haim is shite! Sunderland are welcome to him.

I'm not too keen on him, i think his positioning play is all off and hes way too slow. Not as bad as Shola Amageordie though.

Apart from a very nicely converted penalty kick Shola was awful today. There was times when he lost the ball he just stood there and didnt try to get it back, his movement in the box was awful, and he just needs way too much time on the ball to tee himself up. Shola will never be a good striker and will never score more than 10 goals in a season, god knows why we've signed him up to a new deal. Get Martins back in!

Really wish i'd pet a bet on that now. See I'm quoting myself because I'm so awesome.

Yep Enrique had a good one which is pleasing because it doesnt look like we're getting a new LB. He got forward well i thought and linked up with Jonas extremely well another one who i thought had a good game. Jonas, Bassong & Enrique deserve a huge pat on the back.

Just got back from the match, cracking game i thought and the second half display has given me a bit of hope for the rest of the season. Thought Bassong was absolutely incredible, every challenge, tackle he won, colo could learn a thing or two from him, its rare to see such a good defender at the age of 22. Anyone see the massive fight going on next to chinatown? was foooking mental