Sir Bob Almighty!

Maybe against Arsenal but definitely not against Man Utd. Taylor has been great most of the season and deserves a starting place in my opinion, not to mention the fact that he was keeping the lads going in the last match, we need that kind of passion to stay up, i'd take Coloccini out of the equation if I'm honest. Hes hopeless. If Taylor carries on improving i honestly think he will be our future captain.

In a word: NO. we just arent that lucky.

I don't remember shagging a decimal point?

They've probably doubled their salary so not a bad move i'd say. He wont be getting that if we go down though i'd imagine.

I'd list mine, but we'd be here all day

Basically as title. I want to know how many people you have slept with and compare it to my own to know how much of a stud iam. Try and be truthful... at least on the poll anyway Divna if this has been done before or not

I like Shearer as a pundit. He seems to be able to comment on a team without any bias creeping in whatsoever, even when hes talking about us. Thats all i look for in a pundit, aslong as he at least has basic knowledge of the modern game. Unlike Lawro

We CAN still qualify for europe.

Kids stuff that man. I've had worse injuries playing with my 4 year old cousin. Seriously though OUCH! Check this one out, possible the most freaky thing I have ever seen in football: Bloke gets a whack in the head and he temporarily goes nuts on the pitch!

Do you think he'll be "confident of us coming back up" if we go down. Will he even still be here to make such comments? I doubt it. Its probably just a desperate hope that we stay up because no-one else will want him. Bet he regrets moving here now, when you think about it Raylor and Nolan must be idiots to transfer here from clubs that were never really in any danger of going down. I certainly wouldnt do it

Sami Hyppia Craig Fagan Shola Ameobi Jermaine Jenas Roy Keane (back in the day) Cristiano Ronaldo Cant think of anymore at the minute but i bet there is..

Ive won 10 proper interactive league matches in a row and still havent got the fucking 20g achievement that comes with winning 5. Pissed Off. (on form today if anyone wants a shot at the title btw haha)

I have said it before and i'll say it again. We are fucked!

I expected two losses like, but i think a lot of people thought we would get something against Arsenal for some reason. If we were going to get anything out of the two i'd go for a draw against Chelsea. I knew we would lose today but i was still very disappointed

http://www.eagames.co.uk/productsview.aspx...CFQ5GQwodsWHc5w I'm gonna try it in a minute like i think it looks awesome tbh.

Urgh - They are almost as bad as drunken ones. Anyway, I think Habib Beye is more worthy of being in my avy now. The guy is awesome, and if he can play that well on his first game back, you have to wonder what is stopping Owen.. He wasnt all that amazing like... still better than most i suppose

Get in! we might keep Duff......

You hope.

It was only 2 instead of 1 because he made a good block in the first half, he really was utterly wank today like. every single cross, through ball etc... he was completely in no mans land, nowhere near anyone! Its like when you play football in school and theres that one skinny scared kid who never gets stuck in. Only with better hair.

Had on a second! You think Ameobi is shit?

I want a rematch with you mister. Beat me 3-0 will you son!

I hope you realise what you've done

Taylor, Harper, Lua Lua, Kadar, Krul, Guthrie, Butt & Ameobi will stay. the rest will be gone quicker than you can say away day to norwich.

Taylor going off injured seemed to have a massive effect on the team today. He showed more passion today than Ive ever seen from any player in a long time, he was really driving the team on and was one of the main reasons we were playing as well as we were. Coloccini was absolutely horrendous and I'm seriously getting worried about him now, i wouldnt say hes been any better than Bramble or Boumsong overall this season. In the games such as Stoke, Portsmouth, Tottenham, Aston Villa, Fulham we need to come out and play like we did today (but with Jonas & Owen starting ) if we manage to do that then i think we have a decent chance of staying up, but after all this is Newcastle United, nothing is ever written in stone. I refuse to accept that we are going down Anyway player ratings today: Harper 6/10 Beye 7/10 STaylor 8/10 Coloccini 2/10 Enrique 7/10 RTaylor 4/10 Butt 5/10 Nolan 6/10 Duff 7/10 Martins 7/10 Lovenkrands 5/10 Next game i'd like us to play IF POSSIBLE: Harper STaylor Beye Bassong Enrique Guthrie Nolan Jonas Lovenkrands Owen Martins