Sir Bob Almighty!

You cant go back to marmite once you've experienced branston pickle

Do you think Shearer will come back next season when Kinnear has us in the relegation zone again?

Kinnear coming back in the summer apparently. I fucking knew it.

Fuck sake man. The statement seems to suggest that Kinnear will return next season, cant be having that like!

Dunno like, they're horrible those sandy beaches.

Aye we'll all be so blinded by Shearer's appointment we won't notice if we get relegated, or have another transfer window when we spend the thin end of fuck all, or are involved in another relegation battle next season. We'll all just close our eyes and sing Shearer, Shearer. What a fucking arsehole he is. I think i'll notice like

I know what you mean. I've been watching the same since around 1pm too. I NEED MORE FFS. Productivity has gone right down the pan this afternoon like. Timewasting I can ill afford too.... I hear that! I have an assignment to do for uni that i havent even so much as looked at, today was meant to be the day, but Shearer has put a stop to any chance of that. Him and his wonderful hair piece

Yup listen to the property conveyor [ ], he's right it will be cheaper, man. Whether you'll stack the odds as much in your favour is however a different issue (and one manc-foplite has rather obscured in his utter desperation to have an[y] argument with Fop ). Man. Its ok Mr Fop, i believe you. Infact, would you like to represent me on my bail back date?

Is it just me, or is sky sports news the most repetitive channel in the entire world? I've seen the same Newcastle manager analysis at least 7 times since 1pm

To be fair they'll deserve some credit if we do stay up. To be fair they deserve most of the credit for getting us in the relegation spots to begin with.

Thanks mate, will keep you all updated. Not overly worried about what will happen its just very annoying, hoping it wont even make it to court.

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My uncle (who used to be a solicitor) reckons that the case wont even make it to court, since theres no evidence. And I've already spoke to a solicitor before my statement, even he didnt think anything would come from it, but knowing my luck they will both be wrong

Hope you're right like lads, i mean theres nowt on my record so i would only get a warning but i'd most likely have to pay for the window, im in enough bloody debt as it is Wouldnt surprise me if the window has been broke for months and samjacks are just after a free fix. cunts.

I cant say that i think we'll stay up yet. But i feel much better having mr Shearer at the helm than either mr clipboard or fat joe. This will give the team a huge morale boost and finally someone in charge who they have the utmost respect for ( or so i would imagine) It will certainly be interesting to see what kind of play Shearer prefers, will he take it easy and pay defensive, or will he go out there gung ho? 1-1 on saturday methinks.

After these 8 games big Al is bound to finally lose the rest of that hair hes been clinging to for the last 5 years tbh.

Didnt Shearer say once on MOTD that he wouldnt want to be the manager with the current NUFC structure?

Had a little bit of a party at my mates house, went to town, had a great night, drunk but not TOO drunk, gets to around 3am and some fat charv comes round the corner mouthing off at me... i dont react because thats not my style, i just have a bit of verbal with him and they disappear for a few seconds, then one of them in the group comes back and decks one of my mates, now i hate seeing my friends get hurt so me and another mate chase them off, without assaulting anyone. Then the next thing i know we turn around and theres another one of my mates fighting and another one about to join in and go for him, so to stop this i grab one of the lads by the arms to stop him from going for my mate, the police arrive and its all dealt with, no arrests. At this point i was angry seeing that my mates had been hurt in a fight, i hit the wall in frustration, not too hard i might add and theres no marks on my knuckles. Next thing i know I'm being handcuffed by two coppers who claim i cracked the window of samjacks with my fist and that they had seen this, so i get put in the back of the van and spend the night in a cell! Now the CCTV footage suppposedly shows nothing because it has poor quality, and i 100% did not crack any glass (especially industrial strength glass) Now i have to go to pilgrim street police station on may 20th to see what will come of it, but its two police against me if it goes to court! what you reckon will happen with that one? I refuse to admit to something i didnt do. Anyone been in this situation?

When i discovered you could actually buy the gold packs using microsoft points some of the magic was taken out of this game mode for me

Couldnt agree more.

Just bought Morientes for 600 coins, not a bad bit of business

I'm loving it, had a game on the free trial and bought it straight away, only 800 microsoft points for anyone who wants to know An extra 250 achievement points available from it aswell! Anyone got any decent players yet? Ive only played 5 games so far so im still on the bronze.

Does anyone know the situation with Bassong? Is he not back soon?

Maybe against Arsenal but definitely not against Man Utd. Taylor has been great most of the season and deserves a starting place in my opinion, not to mention the fact that he was keeping the lads going in the last match, we need that kind of passion to stay up, i'd take Coloccini out of the equation if I'm honest. Hes hopeless. If Taylor carries on improving i honestly think he will be our future captain. Don't know how you can say he definitely shouldn't have been. He easily could have been even if C. Ronaldo made a massive meal of it. Especially seeing as he was booked for the tackle he did about a second later. I won't even comment on the rest of your post btw Well if you ask me he barely touched C. Ronaldo, i think you've fell for the famous Ronaldo dive to be honest Its ok, hes fooled us all at some point.

I beat Chelsea online last night using Wolves