Sir Bob Almighty!

I have a mild case of the shakes! Wheres the beers?

warzone

Like you'd turn her down, beggars can't be choosers remember Personally, I'd crawl over broken glass just to push matchsticks in her shit. I salute you sir!

I love you all. But not as much as i love the toon!

Hell No.

Dont piss on my strawberries man. a boy can dream

I cant even understand what you are saying..... all i can think of is her fantastic bussums!

I'd marry her right now if i could.

I can imagine myself crying with joy if we clinch an injury time goal that keeps us up. I doubt i'll cry if we go down, i'll be devastated though, i will then proceed to drink 10 pints and hopefully forget.

He'll gan either way. Straight to Arsenal 8 million if we stay up, 4 million if we go down. Coloccini will go back to spain too i reckon.

We are down IMO, and i feel fucking awful about it, sunday is going to destroy my nerves and win lose or draw, relegation or survival i'll be getting mortal to celebrate or drown my sorrows. I dont care what anybody says, relegation is never something to be happy about, and there is no silver lining worth playing championship football.

Thats just harsh Tom

Do you think that's wise? Some radge basser cracked a window there, dodgy Any decent bars at the coast showing it- me mate's moving away and a bunch of us planning drinks & match at the coast. Cheeky twats.

Without meaning to be a cunt, did you actually expect to get off and have someone else pay for the damage you caused cos you were in a paddy? Too late. I didnt do it thats the point, I was offered a warning the morning i was released from the cell, if i had done it i would have owned up and took it rather than dragging it on. In Gods name why didn't you take the caution??!! The more i think about it the more i wish i had.... but that would be admitting to something i didnt do which I really dont want to do. Damn my principles. Cautions are wiped after a year iirc. The solicitor said 5 years.

Without meaning to be a cunt, did you actually expect to get off and have someone else pay for the damage you caused cos you were in a paddy? Too late. I didnt do it thats the point, I was offered a warning the morning i was released from the cell, if i had done it i would have owned up and took it rather than dragging it on. In Gods name why didn't you take the caution??!! The more i think about it the more i wish i had.... but that would be admitting to something i didnt do which I really dont want to do. Damn my principles.

Without meaning to be a cunt, did you actually expect to get off and have someone else pay for the damage you caused cos you were in a paddy? Too late. I didnt do it thats the point, I was offered a warning the morning i was released from the cell, if i had done it i would have owned up and took it rather than dragging it on.

Me and a few of the lads are going to samjacks, never watched the match in there, meant to be good

Well its going to court Just what i needed, apparently the damage caused to the window was to the value of 350 quid because they had to replace the entire pane. Asked a solicitor online and the reply i got was: "I think you will lose the case because the CCTV film is apparently of poor quality and so I assume shows nothing to help you. This leaves your word as against that of 2 police officers. It may well be that the police officers are mistaken in what they thought they saw but Magistrates tend to place a great deal of trust in what police officers say and I suspect they will be believed. If convicted or if you plead guilty you will be expected to pay for the damage to the window plus court costs." Brilliant eh?

I dont play FM anymore, i find that the whole game is simulated and doesnt really go on the changes you make or the tactics you use. Pisses me off.

Just looking at some of Villas players and possible lineups they could put out for sunday and it hit me hard like a slap in the face, theres not a hope in hells chance of us beating Villa. I cant even see us scraping a draw, and now with the added misery of possibly Owen, Martins, Beye & Bassong all sidelined it makes me feel even worse. When they go down on sunday they had best go down fighting with dignity like West Brom and not like little dipshit scaredy cats like most other games this season. they call me Mr Pessimist....

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