MrBass

He's a runt who looks like a.... complete and utter dickhead of the highest order who probably regularly tries to indulge in autofellatio only thwarted by the fact that he's got a Gemmill sized cock.

They should get in touch with Johan Bakayoko, rumour has it he's got extra inches to spare.

Bit harsh, I think Alex talks a lot of sense on here tbh

So now match threads are done on a first cunt first served basis?! What mad cunt came up with that cunting idea? Cunts.

Well that's that then. Another 6 goal game but not quite the result we wanted.

FFS!

Aye, was going to post the same thing myself... which is worrying as that would have been the second time we've been in sync

ICEMAN!!

Ugh! Shit start

Right here, not my fault some cunt wasn’t paying attention.

Fortunately Prime have the option of Stadium FX for audio so I promptly switched to that once I'd had enough of his drivel.

Last night was a bit different though because, as that mong Tyldesley pointed out, a throw in (or freekick) to us is like an assist for Liverpool if we're not careful.

That settles that non-argument.

Well it wasn't a win but I think Gloomy should hand his crown over to Gemmill, there's a new king in town.

Quick they're on a break with a good chance to win this, blow the whistle!!!

Fabs!!!!!

Oh really Trent, I can't book you because you've only been on two minutes? I do apologise, I didn't realise that was a thing. What a cunt!

OOF! Unlucky that

CHOOOOOOK!!!!

Balls

Gordon needs to start working on dinking it over the keeper as that's two games on the bounce he's missed those chances.

I've got the StadiumFX on, are the commentators blubbing yet?

WHAT A FUCKING GOAL!!!!!

Fuck me, listening to these two cunts is painful. A corner for Newcastle is like an assist for Liverpool, what the actual fuck?!