MrBass

Certainly doesn't hold a candle to Shearers Bar

How do yellow cards work in this comp? Is it two yellows and you miss the next game? If that's the case, we're without Gordon and Livramento for the second leg as they both picked up their second yellows last night.

What time is the draw for the final?

TELL ME MA, ME MA

Almost time for a rousing rendition of “tell me ma”

What a cunt wanting to know how long is left.

Making sure no cunt puts a bid in for him this window.

Like the birds in Wykiki’s tampon ads

Oh Anthony Gordon…

Bit harsh, Dazzler was only going with the running joke.

ICE MAN!!!!

100% but the ref didn’t see it and, as it’s outside the box, VAR can’t intervene.

Aye, he’s such a diving cheat Dozy cunts.

Yep, thought exactly the same listening to them at the game. Literally every time one of our players went down it was "get up you cheat", and whenever one of theirs did, it was "ref!!" I tried explaining the Gordon one to a couple of friendlies in the boozer afterwards, saying that Gordon wouldn't just go down from that position, as it's exactly the point he likes to unleash a curler (just for you @Renton) The "time wasting" thing really got on their tits though Botman strolling off when he was subbed, Joelinton sitting down for a bit. Bloke in front of me kept slamming his seat down before fucking off with 15 minutes left to play. You can guarantee if they were in the lead then their players would be doing the exact same thing.

No, not me. Didn’t see any trouble where I was.

@PaddockLad, I’d say absolutely but sitting in with that lot of moaning cunts for 110 minutes was fucking torture. Not an objective one amongst them. I’m all for club bias but fuck me. Atmosphere was flat as fuck too and I really wanted to be in with our lot who were in good voice for the majority of the game.

Plus me and @PaddockLad at the game.

Manage to score a ticket for this one but it's with the Tottenham lot so could be a very frustrating watch for me regardless of which way it goes. That said, I say 1-3, Isak brace, and a Gordon curler.

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Mass exodus, you’re up Wykiki…

Which is why he’s still on and Barnes isn’t.

Definitely want to get a 3rd before they bring Rashford on as you know that cunt will undoubtedly take the only chance he gets.