MrBass

Shame we’re going to get spanked by Spain but it’s nice to still have some skin in the game.

Lovely finish.

...and Switzerland.

CT enters the thread...

Sir Jim Cuntliffe: So Dan, great to have you finally on board now we've saved you from the cretinous Geordies. Let's get down to business, who do you fancy us to sign first? Ashworthless:

You're only on the stomach phase? Wait, it gets better.

Perhaps he didn’t like Gordon’s “give me the ball” swagger on his debut… or that defence splitting pass.

See you in the final… wait, what?

Saka to the rescue. Papering over Southgate’s ineptitude

Well the cunt now has to do something FFS.

Surely this inept cunt will make changes before the 86th minute this time?

Glass coffee table in reception apparently, then stacked a bunch of brochures on top. Where were you on the night of the June 7th?

Ah the master plan finally comes into play. “Right lads, go out there and look shite, then in the 95th minute get the ball to Jude to score with an overhead kick and take the game to extra time.”

Bringing on Toney now

I’d laugh if I weren’t so pissed off with that buck toothed, cardigan wearing, clueless cunt.

FYP

I see ITV’s coverage has turned into the Mainoo wankfest courtesy of Keane and Neville

But even that feels like a kick in the guts given that Minteh is quite an exciting prospect and no doubt better than some of the dross we have on our books.

After extra time and pens

I'd go with, Pickford TAA - Guehi - Stones - Walker Rice - Bellingham Saka - Foden - Gordon Kane