MrBass

As shite as the officials are, we've been shocking tonight. 5 attempts at goal, 0 on target. If we get anything out of this game then we can count ourselves lucky.

Longstaff going down stupidly easy again though looking for the pen.

That was the home fixture.

2, but none on target.

W'YP

Don't take Isak off.... don't take Isak off... don't take Isak off

Very telling that the last man lunging to block the shot was Bruno.

Fuckity fuck sticks

They're all knackered from fucking Wykiki

Now you're just being greedy

Miles off and he still couldn't finish

Oof! That was close, hope Isak's okay.

Is Selhurst Park built on an ice rink? Players are slipping all over the place.

Try to keep up pumpkin.

Is that to get your Mrs back on the Wilson thing?

Ugh, Barnes should have had a pop.

I was about to say that bleached Bruno is odds on to end up in the book

Sure he'd prefer the sweeper keeper system, so that's more Pope than Dubs

I won't be partaking in this pun business as I don't have the frocabulary. As for this Mitchell bloke, all I'll say is, as long as he knows some short cuts to get us who we want then I'm all for us giving him a curl.

Euphemism?

Well you learn something new everyday. I always thought the A was for Abysmal.

You’d expect ManU’s “superstars” to win in it through penalties but it’ll be even funnier if they don’t.

Coventry

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