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  1. MrBass

    Mail Merge in Word...

    Found that return button did you!
  2. I can't programme for toffee man. I'm not the best with graphics either. I build websites, that and usability/information architecture is my forte. I love the whole usability sector of the web. That's probably the only thing keeping me interested in the industry. While we are here, who's up for a discussion on information architecture? Howay, it's a blast. No? Sharks, then? 58765[/snapback] In that case, you're shite! Toontastic wins!! [/thread] 58770[/snapback] I'm a canny drawer, if that helps. 58771[/snapback] Depends on what kind of drawer, if it's a sock drawer then you still suck.
  3. I can't programme for toffee man. I'm not the best with graphics either. I build websites, that and usability/information architecture is my forte. I love the whole usability sector of the web. That's probably the only thing keeping me interested in the industry. While we are here, who's up for a discussion on information architecture? Howay, it's a blast. No? Sharks, then? 58765[/snapback] In that case, you're shite! Toontastic wins!! [/thread]
  4. Jesus Christ I can't believe this is still bloody going on! An argument over who is better at installing a piece of software and applying a few mods to it - big whoop! Perhaps if the respective "teams" had created their sites from scratch then at least there'd be some kind of bragging rights as to who was the better coder/designer. As it stands though, each forum is a pre-scripted message board with a few mods and specific style applied. I reckon my nan could even do that.... not really but still. For the record (and I'm only basing this on this site and N-O), I'd say that Shearergol is the better designer and HTT the better coder (sorry HTT but your graphics are rather pony ) - perhaps you should have joined forces.
  5. Agreed. Society puts the theory into practice. Take yourself out of society and the theory breaks down. 57787[/snapback] What do you reckon the geezer's iPod in you av is worth? 57789[/snapback] Isn't that "geezer" wor Tino?
  6. No shit. And anyway, what would you know about it, you lazy stay-at-home bastard! 57727[/snapback] Here man, I had to go to Kwik Fit to get a new tyre. And as if I didn't need any more proof that you're a mincer, you announce that you can't even change a friggin tyre! I bet when that mouse came out your video you leapt up onto the nearest table too! 57732[/snapback] What was wrong with the one you carry under your top - allegedly.
  7. MrBass

    Flat Tyre

    Not as scary as door handles - those things turn on you all the time!
  8. Whereabouts in Italy? I was led to believe it eas quite a warm country.... 57573[/snapback] That'll be why Turin is the venue for the next Winter Olympics. 57576[/snapback] Thats why I asked him whereabouts he was. Mind you, it surpises me Turin is going to host the winter olympics - I didn't know it was actually in the Alps. 57579[/snapback] I think it's the foothills so the skiing will probably be a fair few miles away. It gets bloody freezin' in the Winter though, I believe. By the way, is the bit in bold you doing an Italian accent? 57585[/snapback]
  9. I'd go to the hypothetical bank and borrow another hypothetical £80k then go get myself an Aston Martin Vanquish S V12... actually I'd probably need to borrow an additional hypothetical £20k to insure the bugger!
  10. MrBass

    Firefly

    You've just lost any credibility you had on here tbh. 57165[/snapback] I think you'll find Papa Lazaru is big fan as well. 57226[/snapback] Don't think you can use the word 'big' in the same sentence as Papa Lazaru tbh
  11. Who? 57312[/snapback] "that cafe was great and you'd often see Beardsley there" Wasted on here, I am, just wasted............... 57320[/snapback] I thought you meant Beardsley, the comment was still pretty nonsensical imo, hence the question 'who?'. Unless, I've missed a hilarious joke. 57327[/snapback] Phew! Glad it's not just me.
  12. MrBass

    PH fuckin P!

    Howsabout this: $sql = "INSERT INTO `items` (who, when, loc, killby) VALUES ($per, $place, $datethere, $leavetill)"; if ( !($result = mysql_query($sql)) ) { $message = 'Invalid query: ' . mysql_error() . "\n"; $message .= 'Whole query: ' . $sql; die($message); }
  13. MrBass

    PH fuckin P!

    Try this: $sql = "INSERT INTO `items` (who, when, loc, killby) VALUES ($per, $place,$datethere, $leavetill )"; if ( !($result = $db->mysql_query($sql)) ) { die('Could not insert data into items table. SQL statement: ' . $sql); }
  14. Mourinho looks like he's got quite a nice set of chebs!
  15. Where did you download them from? I fancy putting a load on my PSP
  16. Take frame by frame grabs and slap them in an animated gif!
  17. MrBass

    iTunes

    Oh dear! That's iTunes lame piracy "feature" in full effect. Bit daft if you ask me cos if you go out a buy a CD then you can copy it onto as many machines as you like but you can only sync your iPod to the PC you uploaded all your tunes to... although I suppose it does stop people pirating 1000's of tunes in one foul swoop though.
  18. Dreamweaver MX does all the coding for you, although it's a very expensive solution if you're not going to use it to it's full potential. For a quick and dirty html page why don't you just use Microsoft Word and save the document in html format?
  19. If you're only after a simple web site then you don't need any software at all. Just create a dead boring list with all your tunes, such as: <html> <head> <title>Downloadable MP3's</title> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> <meta name="keywords" content="MP3, free, download"> </head> <body> <h1>MP3's Available</h1> <a href="mp3/song1.mp3">Song 1</a><br /> <a href="mp3/song2.mp3">Song 2</a> </body> </html> Not pretty but gets the job done without the need for splashing out cash. You could even go one further and put a list of all your MP3's in something like an Access db, then create an ASP page that queries the db and lists the results.
  20. MrBass

    New Feature

    Copycat! http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=1072
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