MrBass

Try designing a decent avatar, that should kill a few hours. 78050[/snapback] Says Thundercat man! 78051[/snapback] That's "Mr" Thundercat man to you! Loved you in The Island btw, what's Scarlett Johansson like in person?

Try designing a decent avatar, that should kill a few hours.

I don't think he eats his rancid turds tbh. Perhaps, "you are what you shit" would be more apt?

That's very special.

Bit old this but as it's so darn funny I thought I'd post it anyway. ...to the tune of The Macarena Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alona, Feeling kinda horny, gotta jingle on my bona. Go and grab a Penthouse, it's the one with Sharon Stona. Heeey Masturbater!! I go a little faster and it's feeling kinda nicea, Once ain't enough so I have to do it twicea. If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea. Heeey Masturbater!! I use some baby oil or a little Vaselina, Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana. Never shake my hand cause you don't know where it's beena. Heeey Masturbater!! I do it in the car when I'm driving down the streeta, One hand on the wheel and the others on my meata. I can't get out of the car cause I'm sticking to the seata. Heeey Masturbater!! Since I was a kid I have been a Masturbater. Choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomatea. I've looked at Ms. November now I'm gonna decorate her. Heeey Masturbater!! Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bakin' Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I'm amaking. Spank the frank, wax the carrot, God my hand is aching. Heeey Masturbater!!

A banana blip if ever there was one.

Being the übergeek that you are, can't you expand the mod yourself?

Great, I'm only going to live until I'm 53!

This is the thing see, in this instance I'm too fussed what her tits are like, I'm attracted to the fact that she'd no doubt be the dirtiest of whores in bed and do owt you wanted her to do! 75147[/snapback] Maybe so but for you regular chaps it would be like chucking stones down an alleyway!

Its not blu ray, its HVD. Hologram Versatile discs. Can hold up to 1TB (1024GB). THey are atleast 12 months away from release though. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/02/07/hv...liance_founded/ http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/24/maxell_holo_storage/ 75020[/snapback] Are you sure? I though the PS3 was going to use Blu Ray discs.

Bingham I agree with but Marsh? 75099[/snapback] She'd get it, just admit it 75118[/snapback] Only if she asked me nicely 75121[/snapback] 75124[/snapback] Yeah that outta do it!

Cor, just imagine where I'd be if I'd actually had a fucking payrise at some point during the last five years!

Bingham I agree with but Marsh? 75099[/snapback] She'd get it, just admit it 75118[/snapback] Only if she asked me nicely

Bingham I agree with but Marsh?

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You still like him as a person though, right? 74600[/snapback] Actually not, the more I think about it. He came across as a decent bloke when he was doing the first radio interview and on a couple of other occasions. I probably got fooled as it was the only decent thing I could say about him... 74604[/snapback] Well I've never liked him as a person, so there 74610[/snapback] I heard that he thinks you're a tosser too.

Was a Christmas present last year but I think it was £199. No doubt you can get them cheaper than that now though.

Because I have one and I think it's GREAT

Something to do with having a fag in the pool?

I'd say there isn't... but then I'm biased.

Agree that we need cover for Owen and to replace Shearer. Completely disagree about Robert, he isnt what we need to take us forward. Luque showed enough today to suggest that up fron with A.N. Other he may be a canny player. 72953[/snapback] Don't know what game you saw but the only thing Luque's performance suggested to me was that he's got a heart the size of a pea. Seems like the perfect replacement for Robert 73255[/snapback] P P P P ...

No he won't be rushed back... but, don't worry, he'll be okay for the World Cup.

Watched 'After the Sunset' the other night. Not a bad film made all the better by Salma Hayeks wonderful bod!

What's wrong with iTunes? Fantastic bit of software imo. As for the car docks, you want to get one of these babys - http://www.alpine-usa.com/products/leading...ch_kca-420i.htm - bit pricey but it's a great bit of kit.