MrBass

Quite like the new layout tbh. The ability to view your favourite channels in the standard planner format is genius... I'd even go so far as to say it was GREAT!

...plus Jimbo's probably too busy wanking to moderate properly.

...and have fantastic man boobs!

Probably explains why my bastid box keeps playing up... or it could be the larger HD I put in it Roll on Sky HD I say!

Only cheating yourself tbh. 81290[/snapback] Wouldn't have got it in a million years if I didn't.

What else is available to fill the gaps in with? 81176[/snapback] 81275[/snapback] Look at the lengths of the spaces and the numbers relating to each one - notice something? 81286[/snapback] Yeah got that one. Now I'm stuck on the Friday 13th one.

What else is available to fill the gaps in with? 81176[/snapback]

Sounds about right.

If she wants a good chinese, nothing beats a Wok On Wheels, it's about 5 mins walk fromt he oracle, or they can deliever it to where she's staying. If you go a little out of Reading to fleet, there's an all you can eat Chinese restaurant. If chinese isn't your thing, I'd recommend either Xenuk or Miah's Curry House. Both do great curry and the service is great. Of course if push come to shove, there's a Harry Ramsden's not far from the Mad Stad. 81062[/snapback] Some classy ideas there mate, now then anyone got any sensible ones? 81067[/snapback] Aye, she's 15 minutes up the road from me! I'll whack the kettle on and do her a Pot Noodle! 81157[/snapback] "a Pot Noodle" is that slang for "up the arse"?

I agree with that, I never found him funny in the slightest 80532[/snapback] Orwight? Jesus wept! 80566[/snapback] Shouldn't that be "Orwight up the back?"

Does the Mr T one give you wrong directions if you're going to the airport?

There's even less which don't cause an influx of N-O mods... 77178[/snapback] I browse on this forum all the time anyway I swear Craig your name was italicised at the bottom for about 15 minutes, that didn't take long to write. Ducked out of posting something? 77181[/snapback] I went for a shit Ally - is that OK by you? 77198[/snapback] I hope you've documented it in the Rancid Turds thread.

Got one here mate. Albeit a bottle blonde like. 78692[/snapback] ...and the big tits are you and who else?

No probs. I'll get two - one for the freezer. 78624[/snapback] 78680[/snapback] That's exactly how I read it when I first scanned through!

Make that two blondes with big tits. Cheers

I.T. staff are never useless but with all the shite we have to put up with day after day from mind numbingly stupid end users, we just don't give a shit anymore!

I concur.

I closed a deal for £237,270 and my briefcase held a whopping £0,01 ... so much easier when there's no real money involved!!

Especially the account ones!

Lucky bastid!

Scones, shmones! One glimpse of my rock hard buns is all it takes.

Annoying isn't it. I incurred a £20 charge on my Sky credit card because I forgot I used it to buy a Crimbo pressie and, for some strange reason, didn't bother opening my mail for a couple of weeks. By the time I opened my statement they'd already slapped the £20 fee on my account.

That should back you up again nicely til the Monday though. 78039[/snapback] As Meenzer will comfirm, that I guess would only make it worse, the constant stretching of the anus would surely loosen it up and shit could theoretically just fall out unexpected. You could be on the frozen ailse at Adsa say and bingo, you push your trolley through your own turd without even realising! Scary! 78068[/snapback]