MrBass

Didn't expect that like!

187478[/snapback] Spooky! I had a dream that we signed him last night (the dream was last night, not that we signed him last night). Anyway, we signed him and all the "expert" pundits were saying how he's go no ambition when the likes of ManYoo were in for him. If this goes through, I'll be able to put ESPN on my CV.

All about the man boobs more like!

What's the craic visa-vee "the info"?

My favourite:

why not einstein? 182632[/snapback] Because they're not in Europe, not likely to get into Europe, have a shite ground, a wanker of a manager, and some bloke in the crowd who annoys the fuck out of everyone there! 182655[/snapback] Didn't Man City nick Distin from under our noses after we had him on loan and we were in the Champs League then.

To be fair, he never said it was his boyhood dream to play for Newcastle, only to play in the Premiership.

I've heard he's got an Italian passport.

You can lead at half time, but you can't win the match.

Stamford or Tyne?

tbh

So what was all the "I can be the new Shearer" bollocks he was spouting? Or did someone make that up?

Is that not you deciding what to rescue from your burning house? 178928[/snapback]

What about regular first team football, not guaranteed that at Liverpool.

How are the poor bastards who suffer from a fear of long words supposed to tell anyone?!?!

Jesus wept!

Faith from Buffy certainly is!

Comic genius tbh

It would explain a lot tbh. 176823[/snapback] Only if they discover he's a 46 year old quadriplegic. 176828[/snapback]

Our 175934[/snapback] Wor 175936[/snapback] huh 175989[/snapback] The 175995[/snapback] A 175999[/snapback] Duh? 176080[/snapback] Wha? 177058[/snapback] Come Again? 177074[/snapback] Eh?

What on earth were you searching for?

Until further notice BA has halted all flights from the UK. BA announced, "I aint getting on no god damn plane you crazy foo'!"

A "ruddy marvellous" ad tbs tbs

That's a shame, his E4 voiceovers always made me chuckle.