MrBass

You're only on the stomach phase? Wait, it gets better.

Perhaps he didn’t like Gordon’s “give me the ball” swagger on his debut… or that defence splitting pass.

See you in the final… wait, what?

Saka to the rescue. Papering over Southgate’s ineptitude

Well the cunt now has to do something FFS.

Surely this inept cunt will make changes before the 86th minute this time?

Glass coffee table in reception apparently, then stacked a bunch of brochures on top. Where were you on the night of the June 7th?

Ah the master plan finally comes into play. “Right lads, go out there and look shite, then in the 95th minute get the ball to Jude to score with an overhead kick and take the game to extra time.”

Bringing on Toney now

I’d laugh if I weren’t so pissed off with that buck toothed, cardigan wearing, clueless cunt.

FYP

I see ITV’s coverage has turned into the Mainoo wankfest courtesy of Keane and Neville

But even that feels like a kick in the guts given that Minteh is quite an exciting prospect and no doubt better than some of the dross we have on our books.

After extra time and pens

I'd go with, Pickford TAA - Guehi - Stones - Walker Rice - Bellingham Saka - Foden - Gordon Kane

My hopes are pinned on Denmark not scoring because we’re not winning this. Oh huzzah, give Gordon 5 minutes. What a cunt Southgate is.

It was Foden you blind cunt

Still lots of permutations but, as it stands, we'll be facing Austria in the final 16. Second in our group takes on Germany. If, however, we lose then we'll go top of the "third in the group" table, which would see us taking on the winners of Group E which is a much better proposition. So, either a win or a loss to keep the dream alive

I think one of the mods needs to rename David's account to "Wilsons Ego"

Perhaps you should consider it? Cut out the middle man and all that.