MrBass

Never seen it, I quite liked Mallrats though (but not as much as Clerks). I think the second is better than the first. Mallrats is canny too, as is Chasing Amy, Dogma and Jay & Silent Bob Strike back.

Aye same here. Can't stand sci-fi or fantasy films, think they're all pants. Can't see why everyone absolutely loves LOTR, i've barely met anyone who didn't enjoy it like me. You need to see Clerks II tbh There's only one return and it ain't of the King, it's of the Jedi...

not the perfect 6' though is it I think we've established that you aren't 6 foot slaphead! hows that like? I'm 6' honestly. maybe I just look shorter because I generally wear flat soled shoes. As opposed to your usual footwear...

Apparently you are not alone. There are many other peasants that join you in this filthy habit of yours. Gemmill doesn't spit because he's worried he might mess up his lovely cashmere sweater. FACT!

6'1 of pure muscle.

Obviously I need to get out more! Wtf is Cherry Beer and is it available Country wide or just up north?

Just use the customize option on your start bar and set the torrent app to always hide.

Laundry is woman's work man. I can't believe you're offering to do Cath's - it should be the other way round. You're forgetting I've seen you interact with your wife, Renton. I think "cowed" would be the appropriate term. did you just call Rentons wife a Cow? fight fight fight She'll probably read this and glass him tommorrow. So long as she doesn't stretch his cashmere jumper...

Laundry is woman's work man. I can't believe you're offering to do Cath's - it should be the other way round. You're forgetting I've seen you interact with your wife, Renton. I think "cowed" would be the appropriate term.

Howsabout, has an artsy fartsy avatar... then again you've got Ewan McGregor so perhaps someone else should point it out, glass houses, stones and all that.

If you can take Gemmil's cock out your mouth long enough to say it.

Effeminate then.

Seldom right and wrong again chunky!

How very butch of you! I 'spose you use fairy liquid when washing up too... either that or don a pair of marigolds!

Yeah okay we get it, the Fish is fat, enough already. Let's get back to the important stuff like Toplass' pic of Radgi's chebs... Over to you TL

I hope so. I'll be straight down there with a petrol bomb if true. He probably still lives with his Mother man. J69 does. So let me get this right, J69 lives at home with Simas mother?

me i'm in with the chelsea support anarl. i'm just hoping for a performance. i expect us to get walloped but am hopeful that we will at least try to compete. could be a long night if they get an early goal Same here. But I'll be in with the Chelski season ticket holders. *winces* Ditto

So who's going tonight? Just scored myself a ticket although I'll be in with the Chelsea supporters... hmmm I might end up sitting near ShearerGol

You missed the sarcastic undertones in my post Chayton. Up until now it's been complete bollocks. Supposedly 16mb yet I only get 1.39mb and that's ONLY if I use the BT test socket which I can't as it means I lose all my extension points and the alarm connection. As I absolutely detest ringing support centres (technical ones before any smart arse *cough* Gemmill *cough* says anything), I'm going to thoroughly test things out myself beforehand. I'll give that faceplate nufc4ever suggested a go... then redo all my extension points... then see what it's like. If I can get it the same speed as my NTL (which is also shite) then I'll be reasonably happy as it's still saving cash. Oh yes, if anyone wants to configure their Sky wireless router then the password is 'sky'

After Jose "Cocky Bollocks" Mourino's comments on Sunday I beg to differ. I'd love it if we beat them or even got a draw seeing that he's convinced they'll be cutting the gap down to 5 midweek.

Since November 24th. Am yet to ring up customer services to complain as they'll just give me a load of bollocks most likely.

Sounds alreet like, free wireless router aswell. Yeah I've got that, it's absolutely great. Max connection speed I can get is 1.39mb and that's only when I plug directly into the BT test socket, any other socket and I get 0.09mb

From the look of things, it was the same one you usually attend.

Like you'd turn it down!

I use the build in windows folder - C:\TEMP