Christmas Tree

Id love to see the bus go past but undecided whether I fancy all the palava and trudging that will be needed to squash up with 100k people on the side of the road.

You all need to check out! Flipping Trump and Musk get more airtime on here than NUFC Rich powerful men being Cunts has gone on since the beginning of time. You all waste so much time discussing crap you have no control over and making yourselves angry, sick, anxious etc. Stop living in Echo chambers and following all these social bloggers. We all have expiry dates that can go off anytime and I very much doubt when you pass through the pearly gates you will wish you had more time to talk about Trump. Right some poetry, learn a language, by a techno deck and relive your youth or even join my new Crypto group at www. CT’sCryptoBros. co.uk. Stop being Fannie’s and make the most of what time you have left!!!

Sixty six, ski road, Silksworth, Sunderland https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNddok5pn/

South Tyneside

I’m only new to kids football matches but what a carry on today The team was so dirty they made the old Leeds team look like ballerinas. Body’s sprawled out all over the pitch, women on the touchlines called old cunts and parents marching on from both sides for a standoff. Never seen anything like it! Is Winlaton a rough area?

Doesn’t help that Joelinton is his role model

My laddie has started playing for an under 15 team, so that’s my new Saturday morning passtime. I thought watching NUFC was intense, but when you actually have skin in the game it’s a whole new level

Saturday morning with matchcam

Love him to bits but thought he had nowt to do first half except head some balls and lots of easy passes. 2nd half, each time someone had a go at him, he came off 2nd best, and these were Albanians. I think the world’s elite would be too much for him. Lovely he’s won a cap, but I’d be suprised if he gets to the finals.

Crunching tackle seemed to knack his hip. Nice to see Thomas telling it as it is and not coming out with the usual fluff.

Picture quality on ITV is dogshit

Ended up watching a Keanu Reeves film called Knock Knock. Only really knew it was a thriller and hadn’t done my usual IDMB research (it was 4.9) but bugger me, tits everywhere Not what I was expecting.

Road to the Final

Quite liked the idea of going to the city centre to cheer the bus as it goes past. Not so sure about standing on the town moor in a crowd that big with one portaloo.

Have been involved in very deep and meaningful thoughts about how I would feel post winning and I have landed on this. Champions league - was first play with boobs Winning a cup - sticky finger Winning the league - Bye bye cherry. There’s work still to do and lots to look forward too but I’m currently walking around full of pride with that unwashed finger.

I dare you not to cry

Just watched the full thing again including pre match build up. Was still nervous and still had wet eyes.

Just finally got around to watching Slot’s post match interview. Very classy

Just watched the post final whistle stuff back with less drunken but more tear filled eyes. What a class act to have all 3 Captains lift the cup. What a time to be alive

Literally just woke up on the living room floor covered in French fries and with the mother of all hangovers. Worth it

70! Years over. Eddie is the king

Fucking hell, we’ve done it

I watch the match, then Toontastic, part time pussies

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