Christmas Tree

Here for a couple of nights, anyone know any good food places?

The things you find on ebay!!! http://shop.ebay.co.uk/merchant/toonarmy6

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/185507-...winning-line-up Contains a slide show off Newcastles Transfer targets...ish

So did I . Really looking forward to Shearers appointment and all the comings and goings and rumours etc. Hope everyone doesn't spend all summer wallowing in self pity. The prem is gone, let's move on.

Anyone know?

Todays Sun

Times online article for anyone wanting a quick read. 11 pages long! http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/foo...icle6146564.ece

Nope, was the 4 year old wot did it!

Nope, more royale family!

That would be poo! which usually turns to crap by early teens followed by shit when a fully fledged teenager.

My Day Off 4 Year Old daughter barges into bedroom: "Mam, someones crapped" Wife: "What"? 4 Year Old daughter: "Someones crapped" Wife: "What are you going on about"? 4 Year Old daughter: "I've just told ya, someones crapped". Wife: "Explain in what you way you mean" 4 Year Old daughter: "You know, when someones crapped and cant get out"! Wife: "You mean trapped" 4 Year Old daughter: "Thats what I said, crapped". Wife: "who's trapped" 4 Year Old daughter: "I dont want to say". Me (waking and paying more attention) "WHOSE TRAPPED" 4 Year Old daughter: "the kitten". Me (waking and now laughing) "Where is she trapped" 4 Year Old daughter: "In the washing machine". Queue parents racing downstairs to find one kitten meowing bubbles and the other kitten sitting looking into the washing machine with either concern for its mate or sheer relief that its not him. The water is 3/4 of the way up the door and the door wont open. Luckily by pulling at the bottom of the door the water is drained out, the door finally opens and the kitten legs it. Relaxation was needed. All females departed for work, schools etc leaving me to watch Casino royale, Quantam of solace, a quick 18 holes of Tiger Woods 2009 before arriving at the local beer garden for 3 very enjoyable pints of Kronnenburg. Retires home to the latest episode of 24 and now bed. Goodnight

Infatuated War Gamer Guilty Of Brutal Murder

And this is exactly why i havent seen it yet. Wife and three daughters who detest sci fi and frends who either detset sci fi or find the thought of two men going to the pictures together strange!!! I know the middle daughter is holding out for a cash bribe. how retarded are your friends? can't think of a remotely blokey film at the cinema where I haven't seen a couple of lads together watching it. and Surely, SURELY, you've been the talkies with your lass and seen a blokes movie spotting two mates. I think this statement is bollocks, I reckon you either just don't have any friends, or you're so far in the closet you're afraid there's a "CT's Coming out party" behind every door. Lads is fine. Two men in their 40's somehow isnt. No closet for me. I would love to be gay. I would rush out the closet skipping and dancing, mincing to and fro while singing I am what I am...... Its on my bucket list? Can I just be gay without the whole anal bit?

And this is exactly why i havent seen it yet. Wife and three daughters who detest sci fi and frends who either detset sci fi or find the thought of two men going to the pictures together strange!!! I know the middle daughter is holding out for a cash bribe.

Shirley you don't get the same sick pleasure out of it though? The sick pleasures the same, it's just the extra wasted minutes waiting for them to put it on

Strap on

Cheeky bastard! Potential.

Is distance the basis for choosing your breaks? Whitley Bay again.

Well done. Some really nice hotels and cannot go wrong for a tenner.

I got the link through martinsmoneytips.com I'll post the link when I finish driving the drunk and disorderly home.

Anyone fancying a few days away, De Vere hotels are doing rooms for a tenner. Four star hotels throughout the country. At work on the phone so can't post the link.

2 days to go

British Man Wins 'Best Job In The World' A British man has won the contest to become caretaker of an Australian tropical island on the Great Barrier Reef - dubbed the 'best job in the world'. Charity fundraiser Ben Southall, 34, from Hampshire will earn £70,000 for six months' work on Hamilton Island. He was one of four Brits who made it to the final of the worldwide competition organised by Tourism Queensland, to find a suitable candidate. Around 34,000 people applied for the job, which also comes with a luxury three-bedroom villa. Part of Mr Southall's duties will be to have as much fun as possible including swimming, snorkelling and sailing. In exchange he will have the arduous task of reporting on what he is doing via a weekly blog, photo diaries and video updates. Tourism Queensland are delighted with the success of their advertising campaign, which they say earned them nearly £70m worth of free publicity. Within days of its launch they received 60-second videos from hopeful applicants all over the world as news of the job spread on social networking sites. "This has all been about the power of people passing things on, largely through YouTube," said Tim Burrowes, editor of Australian media and marketing website Mumbrella. The final 16 contestants included students, journalists, TV presenters, photographers, a radio DJ, a teacher and an actress.