Christmas Tree

5.45 on your screen is 6.45 on mine!!!!!

RIP NUSC

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fuck off man Aye your probably right I keep trying to come up with three but they all return to filth

Ok, so you are suddenly invisible. What are the three things you would do now that you can and get away with it?

From The Mirror

Todays Chronny Hope NUSC can organise through the press some sort of mass fuck off you fat bastard protest.

I should be so lucky And your good self: In about 30 years maybe and he's got more hair than me.. This is my doppleganger Handsome eh.

Fish? By ChriszyD!!!

Just a little BUMP so that someone at NUSC can raise some of the issues in this thread at Thursdays meeting.

Sorry......er.... George?

Its funny how you build pictures in your head of what people look like simply based on their user name or comments. I know some of you already know each other but for the ones that you dont know, what do you think some of them look like. I imagine Alex looks like Snakehips looks like Ewerk looks like this And Peaspud looks like this My starter for 10. Naturally no offence intended. Maybe i just need to get out more.

If AS gets the job next week, what should he do with JB. Should he stick by his guns and drop him / sell him Or give him a stiff talking to and let bygones be bygones. He is one of our best players and I hope they can kiss and make up.

Plus 1 heaven or hell

This could very well be true, but being on the been they will know that the eyes of the footbaling world is on them. They will also know there possible new manager is watching from the studio and they have a lot to prove. Some might even play for a move.

Don't know about you lot but I am so excited about the game today. Started to get going last night with a real game being played again but this morning.......fucking hell, bring it on. Ashley may have stolen the clubs dignity and dry humped our loyalty but he can't touch my matchday excitement. Here we go, here we go, here we go.... Also think Barton will score and get man of the match.

Bobby

Where at if you don't mind me asking? lets just say south Tyneside.

Journal THE sale of Newcastle United appeared to be on the verge of collapse last night as Mike Ashley prepares to take the club off the market for the second time in less than a year. With talks between Tyneside businessman Barry Moat and Ashley’s camp stuck in a disheartening stalemate, there is a growing sense of desperation surrounding the attempt to sell the club. The Journal understands there have even been attempts to attract fresh interest by offering the club for a down payment of £20m with another £80m due to be paid to Ashley in 12 months’ time. That desperation is reflected in an increasingly exasperated Alan Shearer, who cannot believe the situation remains as shambolic now as it did when Ashley put the club up for sale back in May. Although Seymour Pierce – the bank put in charge of the search for a buyer by United’s owner – are ready to recommend an offer from Tyneside businessman Barry Moat as their preferred bid after months of sluggish negotiations, Ashley remains reluctant to sell for anything less than the £100m he initially asked for. Moat is backed by anonymous American investors, but he has still not put together a package able to satisfy Ashley’s strict financial demands because the club’s wage bill means Newcastle’s operating loss this season could be as high as £30m. That has led to growing tension between Seymour Pierce and the Ashley camp. The bank are convinced they have got the best deal they could in the present financial climate and are frustrated by Ashley’s stubborn stance. That raises the very real possibility of the sale being cancelled after Ashley took a similar step when he could not find a buyer back in December. Sources have already tried to play down Moat’s interest and are privately briefing he does not have enough money to go through with any deal. Moat, though, is continuing to try to break the deadlock and attended a series of meetings with Newcastle’s managing director Derek Llambias yesterday in the hope of reaching a compromise. Those talks will resume this morning. If Moat’s bid is not accepted, it is understood there are no serious alternative bidders. That would force Ashley – who is on holiday in Hawaii – to pull the plug on the sale and look to install a manager as quickly as possible to try to make the best out of the wreckage of the first-team squad which failed to keep the club in the Premier League last season. Who would want such a task remains to be seen and the prospect of Joe Kinnear or David O’Leary taking the helm instead of fans’ favourite Shearer will sicken many already thoroughly disillusioned by this long-running farce. Indeed, Ashley would have to invest some more of his own money to keep the club ticking over financially, while any new manager serious about getting Newcastle back into the top flight will ask for some sort of transfer budget to strengthen a squad which is alarmingly short on cover in every department. Infuriatingly, if Ashley had decided to give it one more year as an owner immediately after relegation in the hope the Magpies will make an instant return to the Premier League, many of those problems could have been remedied by Shearer over the summer. Instead, everyone has been stuck in limbo and the club has been allowed to drift without proper leadership on or off the pitch, with Shearer a frustrated spectator. Newcastle’s manager-in-waiting has been aware of Moat’s interest for several weeks and had remained hopeful throughout the due diligence phase that he would be successful. Moat was the chairman of Shearer’s testimonial committee and had already assured the 38-year-old he would be appointed manager as soon as he received the keys to St James’s Park. Indeed, the former Magpies skipper turned down the manager’s job at Southampton last month as he was confident Moat would eventually complete a takeover at United this summer. That hope is now hanging by a thread with Ashley ready to look elsewhere for a manager as he does not want to give Shearer any assurances regarding transfer budgets and player retention. Meanwhile, Portsmouth chief executive Peter Storrie has confirmed they are interested in signing Australian striker Mark Viduka following his release by Newcastle.

Me and a mate have managed to get hold af a lovely big allotment so the garden extention is not needed and the hens will get a much bigger home. Even some rabbits for the kids I think . It's pretty overgrown but is in a lovely spot.

Thanks for the reply, going to get the land registry bit done asap.

Cheers for the replies. Bit more research needed before the chickens roam free. That site looks a good Laz.

Cheers for the advice lads but the situation is that it appears not to be the farmers land, purely a boundary if you like put in place by persimmons when they built the estate, hence it seems to be no mans land! I am sure there is no law saying I have to erect a back fence, therefore if my fence was to dissappear, potential new hens would have a nice bit of land to roam!!