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West Brom & Newcastle

Inner peace I'm passing this message on to you all this Christmas because it worked for me. I have found inner peace. The way to do this is to finish the things you start. I looked around the house today & i saw all the things i had failed to finish. So i finished them... The vodka, the bailey's, some rose wine, the ice cream, crisps & the valium. U have no fucking idea how peaceful i feel now! All the best you motley lot And dont forget the kind guys and dolls at NORAD (North American Aerospace Defense Command) are tracking Santa again this year as he cruises around the world. He is currently in Stewart Island, New Zealand. http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html Hope you get what you deserve

Hoping to get to see Sherlock Holmes on Boxing Day and cant wait!!!!

Harry Potter and the half blood prince. Two and a half hours later and ..... Fuck all happened apart from some old fucker dying at the end. What a waste of two and a half hours. 2 out of 10

Solaris good but weird but good..... And weird

We should wholeheartedly give every competition we enter our best shot and enjoy the ride be it good or bad. There will always be an excuse from some as to why "now", is not the time. Trying to get promoted Trying to stay up Pushing for Europe Bla Bla Bla Bollox, all of it. Football is not just about playing the games you can win.

This is by far the hardest week to pick across all leagues with lots of top teams playing each other or involved in local derbys. I will go for Leeds and Rochdale. Its a shame some of the Brains on here cant think of a way for this to continue for the rest ie a new comp starting off when its down to a few cos its very boring not being able to have a go. Also when its down to two, it may be better players having to pick three reserve teams so that if its a draw, we then count the reserves in to find a winner.

Single -- 45 Joe Boxers --- Boxer Beat Urgghh!!! Album Out of the Blue by ELO Nice thread Alex, forgotten all about ELO so going to go and have another listen. Will not be checking up on Boxer Beat

" Over the next 6 weeks the Trust has a total to reach but they are refusing to reveal how much because 'this is clearly a commercial issue' and 'we want to negotiate with Mr Ashley on our basis not his". Mark Jensen. Do we take it then that this financial target has now been met?

Charlton and Rochdale for me.

Hoard an allotment while you can!

Law Abiding Citizen 9/10 Really enjoyable couple of hours.

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Is that a question or a statement? Aint got a clue!!!!! Thats a shouldnt go near the computer when you come in pissed.

For the women on here..... What pleasure is derived from eyes full of spunk.

1. She would kick the shit out of me (as I would imagine most on here's other half) Trust me your lass wont. So thats what happens when you sign up for "Yes you Can"

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index...20075344AA1lSQ6 Yahoo Answers...... Answers on fucking everything Top Answer

Shame on! Dont you realise that.......

Hard to kill others but I would want to check out Deffo! Imagine all the crap he's overheard from Nurses, cleaners etc Horrible

Man Trapped In 23-Year 'Coma' Was Conscious

Seriously, this has me interested. So, throws of passion, she comes first ( ) you pull out, whip off your condom ( ) and say, to this girl you've never met before, "where do you want it"? She then actually says "in the eyes please"!!! And then what, you sit for a few moments while she gives you that porn star smile, you kiss , you go for the kleenex, you wake her up?????

Go on, spill ! And by the looks of it Andrew came then went. If anyone saw hid original utterings can they re-post them using false names to save his lasses blushes.

Well I'm 43. But agreeing with his statement that most 20 somethings have tried it once sort of backs up the myth.....they knew better than to try it again. (btw shooting yourself in the eye while lying In bed doesn't count! We all seen the porn actress hold the false sperm soaked smile as the camera fades to black. This is probably followed by severe wretching. It may be amusing if any 20 somethings would like to share their experience of their one try at the cum shot. Did you know her? Did she know what was coming (no pun intended)? Did she thank you for sharing? Did she stumble into anything on her way to the bathroom? Still sceptic btw

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=define%3AFluffer Just googled it ..... Fluffer