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birth to what?? Stevie

His mams probably owned up to giving birth in South Tyneside.

wasn't quite as inbred then and basically "in those days" and aged 17, anything with breasts was a result.

I was told that at Asda the interviews are quite long winded affairs covering 3 / 4 hours. They basically want to establish that you'll jump through hoops without question and can be a team player. 2 hours interrogation then 2 hours on the shop floor. Did you not get that job then? Na, not a team player. Tbf when I was 17 I worked for a supermarket in Jarrow called Laws. Just remember loads of fanny working and shopping there. Used to have a permanent teenage hard on! Thank god I used to wear quite a heavy butchers apron.

There's a song on the new Yoko Ono album called Healing. For the first two months I had it I thought she was saying "Hearing".

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I was told that at Asda the interviews are quite long winded affairs covering 3 / 4 hours. They basically want to establish that you'll jump through hoops without question and can be a team player. 2 hours interrogation then 2 hours on the shop floor.

Its all very well getting caught up in the detail but whats it all about

Hang on, the majority on here were saying we'd finish mid-table at best. Acca-spacca was derided for suggesting we'd win the league. So we can't be 'par for the course', we are vastly overachieving against most people's expectations. Having said that, I agree that the football is not good to watch and without serious strengthening will see us relegated from the PL before March. I think it's more a case that the league is a lot more shit than we anticipated rather than us over-performing. Which is exactly what AccaDacca was telling everyone from Day 1

Guess the Russians got to Stevie.

The Internet has completely spoiled me for TV now. I can't bear any ad breaks. Even if I lived in the US I would probably still wait for the next day and download or Tivo shows. Anyway thought it was a little underwhelming. Felt more like an extension of season 5 which isn't necessarily a bad thing. Hopefully it will all tie up eventually but it's got a little too overly complicated just for the sake of it over the past couple of seasons I feel. agreed, i never watched it until 2008 and then i got sucked in by the box sets, you are going to be pleased with some of the revelations of the season premier. What revelations. Having just watched it I am just as confused as ever. (I am sure this is part of the producers game plan to confuse us totally so that we will just be glad when its all over) Bizarre, simply bizarre. The smoke monster and the temple are two massive reveals that have been a mystery for 4-5 seasons. What has been the mystery about the temple for 4 or 5 seasons and what has now been revealed??? Same with the smoke monster, what has been revealed???

The Internet has completely spoiled me for TV now. I can't bear any ad breaks. Even if I lived in the US I would probably still wait for the next day and download or Tivo shows. Anyway thought it was a little underwhelming. Felt more like an extension of season 5 which isn't necessarily a bad thing. Hopefully it will all tie up eventually but it's got a little too overly complicated just for the sake of it over the past couple of seasons I feel. agreed, i never watched it until 2008 and then i got sucked in by the box sets, you are going to be pleased with some of the revelations of the season premier. What revelations. Having just watched it I am just as confused as ever. (I am sure this is part of the producers game plan to confuse us totally so that we will just be glad when its all over) Bizarre, simply bizarre.

Life can be cruel If Shearer had stayed and we were top of the league he would be the new messiah and would be being talked us as a future england manager...... Poor old CH

Thanks I know you're a little bit younger than me Stevie and I would say it would probably be less likely in recent years. I think the rise of the "mackem" identity has intensified the rivalry to a certain extent - when I was a kid even though I didn't know anyone from Sunderland I just thought of them as supporting a different team, not as a politcally different species as is the view nowadays. For the record everyone I would call a mate up until I was about 16 were NUFC fans - I do have a couple of good mates who support Sunderland (and who incidently don't call themselves Mackems) but they came a bit later and anything you say isn't going to change that. As for being a different type of fan than "purebloods" perhaps you're right - I've always thought the fact that we mix with and know SAFC fans actually makes the rivalry more intense and to some degree enjoyable - whats the point of beating the twats if you can't brag to any of them? :lol:

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So the potential new owners are waiting until Ashley has an excuse to raise his asking price? I think its evident we will be a much better prospect this summer than last. End of the summer? God I miss Redheugh

So the potential new owners are waiting until Ashley has an excuse to raise his asking price? I think its evident we will be a much better prospect this summer than last.

Is correct as pointed out in the official auf wiedersehen pet dictionary here http://www.bobbysimpson.org.uk/encyclopaedia.htm Aye, well I think he could have googled it himself like but that doesn't answer the question really. Well he didnt and it does

Why? Costs will have been cut down to a bare minuimum and Premier league money guaranteed for another 2 years. I think promotion guarantees he stays for at least that long. but your forgetting... It was only meant to be a bit of fun! He's got bigger fish to fry has no affinity to the area is hated and abused every week is facing court charges etc

I think promotion will see us change hands very quickly. All he appears to be doing is as little as possible to secure promotion. I do however think there are a lot worse potential owners out there.

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