Christmas Tree

Just my fucking luck, the first cam that came up was two girls having a sleepover who quickly fucked off because i dont have a cam, the second one was some fucker showing off a very large boner!!!!

Surely you can't argue hair growth is not normal sir? FFS don't start the owld git on beards. In half an hour he'll have supped his last half of Scotch and be on here railing against the left wing beardy weirdys. " We didn't have bearded footballers under Shepherd & Hall. In my life experience , only terrorists have beards...."

Like you I've had this problem over the years on various machines. I've also wasted quality time fucking around getting irate. Much easier to nip down to the local independant computer shop in the morning, pay them the standard £35 quid and pick it up all shiny and new a few hours later. Better than ruining your weekend trying to save a few quid.

ok agreed.... Dog whisperers and Dog fiddlers added to the list.

For peados and history teachers. Read somewhere that men often try a beard during feelings of sexual inadaquecy!

oddly enough around 50% of the people who are afraid of flying are worried about the flying bit............... not buying the farm seems to be related to a fear that you are not in control .......... I have a fear of flying that developed around the time of Lockerbie. I have no idea what exactly triggered it. Up until this time I had flow on many types of planes, including little two seaters, all with pleasure and no fear. Over the years this has also to a lesser degree being joined by trains and being a back seat passenger in a two door car. I have often felt this is a not being in control issue, however death does play a major part. But..... It can't just be a death thing as there are numerous other situations like riding a lift that don't worry me. That would suggest that I trust the mechanics but not the controller. I do still fly but only with either blockers or lashings of alcohol (which puts in danger of being the hoax bomb prick) every now and again I think I'm cured but I'm not.

Until smith scores

So this isnt your band then http://www.myspace.com/agentfive

....and Childcare....and healthcare.....and boilercare....etc. Its a one-stop shop for modern life. I wish i could give NJS some advice but the only two mates who use these sort of sites do it to shag birds, not go out with them. One of them told me that he met this one bird who he shagged on the first date and she asked him to double-fist her. What sort of bird meets a man off the interenet and gets into a fisting session? Let alone a double. He also uses that dateacougar.com and reckons he met this Russian milf with 'cracking bolt-ones but a moody boat'. His words not mine. Funny old world really. Brilliant. NJS this is where you need to be. Had a quick search and theres 101 signed up and ready to go in this area including. You'll do as you're told, won't you? 29 year old woman who likes to get her own way with fit, submissive boys. I'm 5'6", slim but curvy size 12, have dark hair and green eyes and I'm likely to get under your skin. Likes biting and scratching then kissing it better. Expects fitness, intelligence and obedience. Mind, there's a few old boilers on there as well.

Bottom line is some computer has matched you up so they are more likely after a similar outcome to yourself and will also be dating more than one bloke at a time. I would suggest that you be honest and tell them that you are not wanting to rush into any serious relationship. This will instantly put off the desperados and avoid you looking like a desperado. I am sure that dating in this much more relaxed way will lead to better dates and more chance of naturally finding someone who you have real things in common with and a fair crack at making a lasting relationship. I would however refer to to the earlier snake with tits comment and suggest instead cheap whores, pornos and Peter Palm.

While there are rare exceptions and things can go tits up (Life eh?) I tend to normally follow government advice on such things. They always have "our" best interests at the forefront of these things. Why anyone would think they could come to a better more informed decision based on a few web pages and discussion boards is quite strange. Governments spend vast sums researching testing etc etc Risks are minimal and should not be blown out of proportion. Planes crash etc etc etc

http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Pandemic-flu/Pages/QA.aspx

A very good q & a here in an article by the independant about the book Swine Flu – What Parents need to Know Written by Professor Terence Stephenson, president of the Royal College of Paediatrics and Child Health http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/he...en-1798155.html

It's a tricky one, but I personally wouldn't do it. I can't remember, but is it a live vaccine or a dead one?? It's not a live vaccine. I've rang and postponed it until I've read and thought a bit more. I thought I had it straight in my head but that fact I keep thinking about makes me wonder if I should do the same. Will talk about with the Mrs tonight I think. THe question I keep asking myself is "is the risk of him getting it and being one of the few who become seriously ill with it greather than the risk of the jab being another Thalidamide?" Talking myself round in circles. Its all me me me! If everyone had your attitude we wouldnt have such a bright looking 2012 paralymics team.

We're all gods children

Sorry for this temporary hijack but bloody hell again..... David Icke's Photos - How Long Now ... Before They 'Disclose' The Obvious?

Bloody hell, he's even got his own facebook page with 23,000 fans His current status is.... David Icke LEGALISED EUTHANASIA ... … CULLING THE OLD AND SICK http://www.facebook.com/pages/David-Icke/147823328841

It's a tricky one, but I personally wouldn't do it. I can't remember, but is it a live vaccine or a dead one?? It's not a live vaccine. I've rang and postponed it until I've read and thought a bit more. To come to a serious decision you need to study all sides of the debate. Can I suggest you start here with http://www.davidicke.com/content/view/25191 Didnt know he was still going. What ever happened to the son of god thingy?

That bloke in your avatar I'd love a pit bull to bite his nose off. Cesar is my latest Guru The man is a total genius. Watched a few of his programs over the last weeks and then took 10 minutes to cure our dogs 7 year old severe pulling on a lead issue.

Facebook page for the film (449 friends) http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Shouting-Men/130850746779 Trailer http://www.purplerogue.com/shouting.html

Love it. He got two acting roles in the late 90's and fuck all since! Only reason he's got a part in this is because he co-wrote it. Chronicle story on legless man attacking monty the magpie here http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-...72703-22545415/

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”