Christmas Tree

Is that a question or a statement? Aint got a clue!!!!! Thats a shouldnt go near the computer when you come in pissed.

For the women on here..... What pleasure is derived from eyes full of spunk.

1. She would kick the shit out of me (as I would imagine most on here's other half) Trust me your lass wont. So thats what happens when you sign up for "Yes you Can"

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Shame on! Dont you realise that.......

Hard to kill others but I would want to check out Deffo! Imagine all the crap he's overheard from Nurses, cleaners etc Horrible

Man Trapped In 23-Year 'Coma' Was Conscious

Seriously, this has me interested. So, throws of passion, she comes first ( ) you pull out, whip off your condom ( ) and say, to this girl you've never met before, "where do you want it"? She then actually says "in the eyes please"!!! And then what, you sit for a few moments while she gives you that porn star smile, you kiss , you go for the kleenex, you wake her up?????

Go on, spill ! And by the looks of it Andrew came then went. If anyone saw hid original utterings can they re-post them using false names to save his lasses blushes.

Well I'm 43. But agreeing with his statement that most 20 somethings have tried it once sort of backs up the myth.....they knew better than to try it again. (btw shooting yourself in the eye while lying In bed doesn't count! We all seen the porn actress hold the false sperm soaked smile as the camera fades to black. This is probably followed by severe wretching. It may be amusing if any 20 somethings would like to share their experience of their one try at the cum shot. Did you know her? Did she know what was coming (no pun intended)? Did she thank you for sharing? Did she stumble into anything on her way to the bathroom? Still sceptic btw

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=define%3AFluffer Just googled it ..... Fluffer

Am I right that porn sets contain women who are no good for on screen but help male talent stay hard out of shop. I'm sure they have an amusing title although ( it escapes me) they don't quite get into the end credits.

I would be quite surprised if that was the case. crying out for a poll tbh!!!

If you're asking whether it exists at all, it does. "Regular occurrence" is a different matter. "regular occurrence" exactly. The pornmakers of today would have us believe that it is infact proper etiquette to finish a shag these days with a facial enhancement. I trust this is not the case and the popular choice is still the cigarette or instant sleep.

1. She would kick the shit out of me (as I would imagine most on here's other half) 2. It has no appeal whatsoever. I can not see what pleasure either party derives from it. It goes in the same catergory as these people who like a golden shower. Thanks but no thanks. Until proven otherwise it stays in the porn myth catergory. I do take Jaw d's point about expectations from today's teenager been much higher. I would imagine a proper hairy minge would confuse the youth of today.

I have never either felt the desire, or been brave enough to pull out just before the crucial moment and spray misses tree from ear to ear in Semolina. Is this just in porn films or is this now a regular occurrence amongst the youth of today. Also, how often do you withdraw from a young womans anal cavity only for her to scream out "wait, let me lick my shit of your knob"! I know, I know, but its quiet.

Dont think we'll be going to see this lady.

Aye its not bad and we go quite often living near it but fancy something a bit nicer this year.

Exscuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse Moi! Aint you from Shitley Bay, the ugly sister to Tynemouths Cinderella. The home of the cess pit ice rink! So once you had spanish city! Those days are gone, your now a nothingness. South Tyneside is an oasis to the desert of whitley bay.

More couples than stags tbh, think Bobby pattison, followed by a singer, followed by a bit boogie, slow smooch and jobs a good'un. Someone else has reccomended the elephant on the tyne as having a good xmas night. Someone called Sue Sweeney is the comedian???? http://www.elephantonthetyne.co.uk/forthev...o%20Web2009.pdf

Not quite what I had in mind

Trying to find somewhere that does a cracking xmas party which would ideally include a 3 course scran, comedia, cabaret and disco in south Tyneside, Gateshead or Newcastle. (not Chester le street or St. James) upto about £30 a head. Anyone any reccomendations?

I know some investors on a forum Who share a lack of decorum When it comes to the vote accord is remote I predict a tumultuous quorum they finally raised all the cash and requested a meeting with Ash they paid him by cheque threw him out by the neck then bounced it and went on the lash

There was a strange crowd from Toontasic Who thought buying shares quite fantastic they posted all day bout how much to pay And whether Peaspud would take plastic

Just two pulled out that I like