Christmas Tree

Brilliant

Re large flow of water Matt, do you know where this cuts off? Is it at the final whistle or are all the after match interviews on.

Louise Taylor Newcastle band together to find their way home

Whats this about a New York tour?! I live there! I've never seen Newcastle play in person before, so this would be a dream come true http://www.sundaysun.co.uk/sport/newcastle...79310-26171000/ Red Bulls world series of football in Jersey

Rob Kelly --- The Telegraph

Steve Brenner -- The Sun

Its alrite like....i quite like the view although the atmosphere isnt exactly great up there. That said with the context of tonights match id imagine all around the ground will be buzzing! Taxi parked up and off to stake my claim for the best table in the pub. The early start however will lead to far too many Kronnenburgs which in turn will no doubt lead to some very silly posts come 10pm. Enjoy it boys and girls Arrived just ahead of the Rush at 5.30pm and secured that one table in the pub that everyone craves. The stage was all sett for four worried men to perform "as soon as the match is finished" claimed the Landlord. 5 minutes into the second half the sound suddenly goes off!!! "Whats going on"? "Sorry lads, the band needs to start now, but dont worry, I'll leave the TV screens on. Taxiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii to next pub Watched the second half no probs but as soon as the whistle went, sound off, Taped music on! No interviews etc Bastards

Did you fuck

Can you change your user name cos thats just going to depress me every time I see it.

Quoted for a later date... Fuck what Luckluke says, you are funny Craig.

Georges latest So Newcastle are up - what now?

Hard to comment on the game given the distractions in the pub..... Looked like they made it a tough battle but then again looked as though we could have had five or six by half time. Nolans goal looked fucking class.

Needs to be confirmed by the lads at the match......But did I hear Mike Ashley being praised?

unfortunately Craig, they go up with the team and may even get worse should Ash Splash Cash. And if so you do-gooders will suddenly scarper.... ?????????

Exactly, football is all about relegation and promotion. We were shit enough to get relegated and no we are back. Ash will spunk the cash like a well endowed Black man on porn hub to see us safely into a mid table finish in our first year back. This relegation was coming like a steam train for the last few years and thank fuck we have recovered from it so quick. Over to you Fat Mike to prove the doubters wrong. Ship up or ship out.

Even I liked Jonas tonight, wish he scored!

Be nice but couldnt care less.......We're back!

Problems with living in south Tyneside. Table in front of me (2 inches) is full of mackems cheering every save and missed shot. Tried all night to let it pass but the goal resulted in a few rounds of the Obrien song, joined in by the two older daughters and wife. There may be trouble ahead.........

Its alrite like....i quite like the view although the atmosphere isnt exactly great up there. That said with the context of tonights match id imagine all around the ground will be buzzing! Taxi parked up and off to stake my claim for the best table in the pub. The early start however will lead to far too many Kronnenburgs which in turn will no doubt lead to some very silly posts come 10pm. Enjoy it boys and girls

Looks like a sell out --- Lucky Buggers

Love these polls....... 28 votes......13 for Krul, 13 for Harper, 2 for.........

The good thing is (hopefully) we will both be put out of our misery very soon. If he is going to sell then it only benefits him to get the For Sale sign up tomorrow. Regardless, I would love to see some clear communication one way or the other by........The.......End.......Of.........Next.......... Even though my master plan / dream is based on hims staying, every cloud does have a silver lining!!!!! Putting us up for sale again would would surely force Craig to re-open the "Club Sale" thread and Redheugh might return

This is probably the most likely outcome. Pretty much what i said. I think should we get a minimum of 4 in, in key areas RB, CM and CF then we will stay up comfortably as our current lot are like it has been said on a par with about 6 sides in the PL currently. With the additions, if sensible and of sufficient quality i see us finishing arounf 13th which tbf would be good going. Hughton deserves a shot in the PL, has one more year on his contract which probably works out well...Keep the stability and continuity going, give CH what he deserves, get a good PL finish THEN look for a new manager to take us forward.

This is said without any attempt at humour or wummery but I had to drop off a fare through there on Saturday and as I was waiting at lights watching the stream of mckems heading for the Stadium it was like watching a special needs day out. I dont know if its just the in-breeding or the number of hand me downs on display, but it was definitely a sight to behold.