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Can you change your user name cos thats just going to depress me every time I see it.

Quoted for a later date... Fuck what Luckluke says, you are funny Craig.

Georges latest So Newcastle are up - what now?

Hard to comment on the game given the distractions in the pub..... Looked like they made it a tough battle but then again looked as though we could have had five or six by half time. Nolans goal looked fucking class.

Needs to be confirmed by the lads at the match......But did I hear Mike Ashley being praised?

unfortunately Craig, they go up with the team and may even get worse should Ash Splash Cash. And if so you do-gooders will suddenly scarper.... ?????????

Exactly, football is all about relegation and promotion. We were shit enough to get relegated and no we are back. Ash will spunk the cash like a well endowed Black man on porn hub to see us safely into a mid table finish in our first year back. This relegation was coming like a steam train for the last few years and thank fuck we have recovered from it so quick. Over to you Fat Mike to prove the doubters wrong. Ship up or ship out.

Even I liked Jonas tonight, wish he scored!

Be nice but couldnt care less.......We're back!

Problems with living in south Tyneside. Table in front of me (2 inches) is full of mackems cheering every save and missed shot. Tried all night to let it pass but the goal resulted in a few rounds of the Obrien song, joined in by the two older daughters and wife. There may be trouble ahead.........

Its alrite like....i quite like the view although the atmosphere isnt exactly great up there. That said with the context of tonights match id imagine all around the ground will be buzzing! Taxi parked up and off to stake my claim for the best table in the pub. The early start however will lead to far too many Kronnenburgs which in turn will no doubt lead to some very silly posts come 10pm. Enjoy it boys and girls

Looks like a sell out --- Lucky Buggers

Love these polls....... 28 votes......13 for Krul, 13 for Harper, 2 for.........

The good thing is (hopefully) we will both be put out of our misery very soon. If he is going to sell then it only benefits him to get the For Sale sign up tomorrow. Regardless, I would love to see some clear communication one way or the other by........The.......End.......Of.........Next.......... Even though my master plan / dream is based on hims staying, every cloud does have a silver lining!!!!! Putting us up for sale again would would surely force Craig to re-open the "Club Sale" thread and Redheugh might return

This is probably the most likely outcome. Pretty much what i said. I think should we get a minimum of 4 in, in key areas RB, CM and CF then we will stay up comfortably as our current lot are like it has been said on a par with about 6 sides in the PL currently. With the additions, if sensible and of sufficient quality i see us finishing arounf 13th which tbf would be good going. Hughton deserves a shot in the PL, has one more year on his contract which probably works out well...Keep the stability and continuity going, give CH what he deserves, get a good PL finish THEN look for a new manager to take us forward.

This is said without any attempt at humour or wummery but I had to drop off a fare through there on Saturday and as I was waiting at lights watching the stream of mckems heading for the Stadium it was like watching a special needs day out. I dont know if its just the in-breeding or the number of hand me downs on display, but it was definitely a sight to behold.

unfortunately Craig, they go up with the team and may even get worse should Ash Splash Cash.

Just admit you read the post wrong and fucked up

Nor is the midfield. Rotledge is the only one who could 'do a job' and Guti will be gone imo. Guti and Enrique will be playing here all next season. Is this where i demand a £2000 bet to prove how cocksure i am?

A steal from another forum but a good day for it. Will Miss Expecting to win every game Winning The number of games played Stability Wont Miss Not being on a stream every week Never getting talked about on National radio sports programs

Just upping my post count again Ct. I would have replied to that but it was just so melodramatic. Aye, right. Bottle arse. Well you write a whole load of statements, none of which have anything to do with the thread. No-ones has said the fans have caused anything All melodramtaic piffle In your opening waffle you state that the fans should thank Ashley. My reasoning as to why they shouldn't is the above melodramatic piffle. Since none of the above kisses the arse of the Fatman , I didn't really expect a reply from you. That and the fact your are laughably ignorant. Fish stated earlier that he would never question another fans loyalty- I'm questioning yours. Your allegiances change with the wind, you critisize people for not kissing Ashleys arse, people who have invested in thus club long before he arrived, and will continue to long after he's gone. In short, you're a know nowt cunt who's after snit of attention. Prick. See thats where you went wrong and got all into a girly hissy fit

you really are full of shit Feisty one you are In a totally unrelated matter im eating revels and i got two coffees in a row!! The odds of that Well assuming that you havent picked out all of the malterers first (making the assumption that they are larger and rounder than the rest), you have a current bag and not either a pre-eviction or limited edition new flavour one (thereby making the bag contain 5 flavours and not 6) and that you're not picking the chocolates out and smelling them before putting back then we can calculate the odds using the 4_C_2 method. In this case it would be 5_C_2 (5 Chooses 2). The added complication however comes in the size of the bag. Revels being harder to equate to numbers than Maltesers due to their differing weight and size. Maltesers 100g bag however contains around 48 items, as Maltesers are the largest of the Revels family then we can assume there are more Revels than Maltesers, making it 55 would be a sensible rounded amount. Therefore on average there are 20 chocolates in a 35g bag, 55 in a 100g and 97 in a Family bag (175g). Assuming the distribution of coffee to malteser, chocolate disc, orange and toffee is equal then we can say there are 4, 11 and 19 in each sized bag respectively. Therefore the odds on getting two coffees in a row are: :lol:

I thought you were referring to this http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/...,67828.840.html 14 Posts down