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  1. So what’s with all these hearings that the US oversight committee is having, looking into UFO’s?
  2. Never easy when a team has all 11 behind the ball whether your Man City, Newcastle or England.
  3. I’ve no idea who that RW’er is, but he’s a ball greedy fucker.
  4. So brain boxes, when was the last time 3 Newcastle players started for England?
  5. Was also excited to post this, which I discovered while researching gay mugs, but now feel an impending bubble about to burst
  6. You'll be telling me Santas not real next
  7. True story I I spoke with someone yesterday who truly, yes truly believed that mankind was 2024 years old
  8. Old sayings and where they come from Noticed quite a few of these popping up lately on social media and find them quite interesting. EG Stinking Rich Apparently in the 18tb century, rich people were terrified of being buried alive so had tombs built above ground. As their bodies rotted, the smell would drift out the tombs. Daylight Robbery In the 1600’s, window tax was introduced by William III which caused outrage in England and Wales leading to the saying. Piss poor During the 19th century, poor people would sell their urine as it was used to tan leather. Families who did this were known as piss poor. Some families were so poor that they “didn’t have a pot to piss in”. Hungovet In Victorian England, the lowest form of accommodation was access to a rope you could hang over after a night of drinking, hence hungover. Given the cold shoulder in the 1800’s, if someone was no longer welcome at a dinner party, the host would often serve that person cold meat from pork or beef shoulder.
  9. Jack Ryan (2014) Does what it says on the tin Enjoyed it.
  10. I very rarely see adverts but this made me chuckle
  11. Only watched the last 30 minutes of that but Hall, what a player!
  12. Asked chatGPT Here are some fun, cheeky, and slightly rude mug ideas that would make any gay man chuckle: "Not Today, Hetero" A mug with bold lettering that playfully pokes at straight culture, perfect for a sassy morning coffee. "Spilling Tea and Serving Shade" Embrace the gay culture of spilling tea and throwing shade with this fabulous catchphrase. "100% Organic Gay Vibes" A humorous twist on all those "organic" labels, celebrating his natural, fabulous self. "Sashay Away" Inspired by RuPaul’s Drag Race, perfect for a dramatic coffee break. "Yes, I’m Flawless. Yes, You’re Jealous." A confidence booster with a wink, ideal for the unapologetically fabulous. "Sassy Since Birth" Bold and straightforward, this mug proudly claims the sassy status. "Good Morning to Everyone Except People Who Don’t Get My Jokes" A little bit shady and very relatable, this one is perfect for someone with a sharp wit. "Certified Drama King" Ideal for someone who knows how to serve drama with a smile. "Straight Outta Closet" A playful parody of Straight Outta Compton, celebrating the pride journey. "I'm Not Yelling, I'm Just Excited (and a Little Extra)" Perfect for someone who brings big energy to every conversation. "Serving Looks, Not Breakfast" A fun warning that he’s here to look good, not necessarily cook for anyone. "More Than Just a Pretty Face (but also that)" Great for the one who knows their worth—and their face! "Can’t Even Think Straight" A classic joke about being gay, served with a coffee pun. "I Woke Up Like This: Fabulous" Celebrating the effortless fabulousness that’s part of his charm. "Warning: May Break into Song" For the musical lover who can’t resist belting out a tune now and then. Are you chuckling @Meenzer , Please tell me you're chuckling
  13. Actually I’m in need of a good male gay funny mug. The girls all buy this one, but I need a male equivalent if you have any suggestions.
  14. Yup, gone up 13k a coin since he won and just created a new all time high at 80k
  15. Very good watch and pretty compelling circumstantial evidence. stopped by police, speeding away from murder scene with bloody knife on his passenger seat. “why have you got a bloodied knife”? ”Just killed a chicken in my car” ”No bother, off you go”
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