Christmas Tree

Send the women ones here and I’ll sort for you

Easy peasy lemon squeezy 5-0 including a Toonali brace and a contender for goal of the season

You’ll have to watch it back. Kept walking up, stealing the mike off dec and starting chants, full of swearing. Hilarious

OMG Bruno Excellent way to cap it all off

The amount of better Geordie talent that would have turned up if I’d been organising it. Sting, Jimmy nail, Cheryl and Denise.

This town moor carry on would have been much better if they had just let Fat Mick from the Wonderbar DJ

It’s lovely seeing how genuinely taken aback the players are with the turnout.

Shit, eyes are leaking again

Aye, pleased I’m on my sofa

The Sun are also currently streaming live pictures from various parts of the city on YouTube

Lean lane were the visitors today for CT juniors fixture. 3-1 down…. 4-3 up….. Nerves shot, but it’s the 3 points that matter.

What I mean is markets lay out the fiscal landscape that the government can play in and if they veer off course they hit them hard (See Truss).

The only people running the country are the markets.

I’ve accepted he’ll be away, just really hope we get another year out of him. Bottom line is money talks.

Must have your leftie filter enabled

Id love to see the bus go past but undecided whether I fancy all the palava and trudging that will be needed to squash up with 100k people on the side of the road.

You all need to check out! Flipping Trump and Musk get more airtime on here than NUFC Rich powerful men being Cunts has gone on since the beginning of time. You all waste so much time discussing crap you have no control over and making yourselves angry, sick, anxious etc. Stop living in Echo chambers and following all these social bloggers. We all have expiry dates that can go off anytime and I very much doubt when you pass through the pearly gates you will wish you had more time to talk about Trump. Right some poetry, learn a language, by a techno deck and relive your youth or even join my new Crypto group at www. CT’sCryptoBros. co.uk. Stop being Fannie’s and make the most of what time you have left!!!

Sixty six, ski road, Silksworth, Sunderland https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNddok5pn/

South Tyneside

I’m only new to kids football matches but what a carry on today The team was so dirty they made the old Leeds team look like ballerinas. Body’s sprawled out all over the pitch, women on the touchlines called old cunts and parents marching on from both sides for a standoff. Never seen anything like it! Is Winlaton a rough area?

Doesn’t help that Joelinton is his role model

My laddie has started playing for an under 15 team, so that’s my new Saturday morning passtime. I thought watching NUFC was intense, but when you actually have skin in the game it’s a whole new level

Saturday morning with matchcam

Love him to bits but thought he had nowt to do first half except head some balls and lots of easy passes. 2nd half, each time someone had a go at him, he came off 2nd best, and these were Albanians. I think the world’s elite would be too much for him. Lovely he’s won a cap, but I’d be suprised if he gets to the finals.