Christmas Tree

Congrats mate.

Just ask for Duncan Goodhew and you’ll be fine

Why’s everyone giving @Gemmill a full head of hair, pretty sure he’s a smooth top

Make your fucking mind up. It was all for you

Biggest banana skin so far and the whole side will be racked with self doubt. No points from this game

So, that was a unpleasant way to blow £50 Forget how different it is at the game to on TV, as you get to see all the running off the ball and positional play. Unfortunately that was all them and not us. After 10 minutes it felt like we were playing footballs version of the Harlem Globetrotters and it was very clear how the day was going to go and which team wanted the 3 points more. They seemed to terrorise us all over the pitch, won every second ball and transitioned perfectly. Nobody could live with them. They were also much more physical than us. Basically, they did to us what we have done to so many in the past. (I'm sure privately, Jason Tindall had nothing but admiration for their dirty arts). It's really hard to signal anyone out for the blame as they were all so alien to their normal game, but Lewis Hall was tortured and Gordon at times looked stoned. Only Martin the gloves had a decent game and it could quite easily have been 8-1 but for some great keeping and poor finishing. I feel sorry for @Dazzler , the higher you fly, the greater the fall.

£50 each

Youngest daughter has just managed to snaffle 2 tickets for the game, just up from the dugout. Buzzing

Lovely presser from the classy man today. Well worth a watch if any of you get time.

JBYAJI Joking Before You All Jump In 🥰

So are my fellow lefties as disgruntled with the way things are going as I am? Pensioners fucked and now we're going after those on benefits pip, while simultaneously wrecking the economy, incurring terrible government borrowing rates, while entangled in sleaze. I mean apart from this. its not too bad, but I honestly expected more. Sure I could partake in whataboutery, put I try to rise above all that. and just look forward. JBYAJI 👍

Cant see anything but a thumping win here. Expect another Tottenham style goal rush in the first 20 minutes so that I can actually sit back and enjoy a game without all the tension. Isak once again with a double, one from Murphy and a cheeky little one a piece from Joelinton and Lewis. Hopefully the crowd will get themselves up for it, despite the reduce alcohol.

So duff info off the daughter but no one to blame for the spelling (though that shouldn’t come as a shock). And thanks @Dazzler for some great ideas

Not a chance (if I was him) I’d sign a new contract when there’s 500k a week wages elsewhere. Unless we get very close to the going wage rate for a world class striker, which seems unlikely as PSR stands.

Shame we didn’t get our hands on that Anam who got a hatrick last night. Know nowt about him but daughter says he was at Mackems for a while before going on loan to Man U. Would have thought one of our local scouts could have snaffled him up.