soccermom

I see it and it has left me feeling dirty!

Oh MY FUCKIN' GOD!!! I am actually all out of make up remover wipes! I'm actually gonna have to just use soap and water, sets my beauty regime back fuckin months. This is like going back to the fucking dark ages! :D :angry: :angry: :angry:

All of my respect for you has vanished in the wind now

you think thats bad? This is the one he's most proud of. I think its ridiculous. YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN DECISION!! Whats the difference between a weasel and a stoat? ( bearing in mind I was expecting a sensible answer, an rather intelectual conference if you will due to the fact we were watching a stoat on TV at the time.. The bastards answer??? A weasel is weasely recognisable whereas a stoat is stoatly different. He actually rolled out of the bed laughing whilst I was left dumbfounded. See thats why I talk about sex on here...Thats the kind of bedroom activity we have. Bet he's sat at home reading this now pissing himself laughing. ...and if he is... You're a twat and its still not funny!

Ni Hai Gai? No wacky? He will be upset. that's almost as bad as my bf's effort - Fu King Thai Nee. you're both sad

I saw a chinese dwarf yesterday ( yes I know they're all small ho ho ha ha before any of you say it) Got so excited almost came in my pants and crashed the car!! It was wiccccckkkkeeeeeddddd! I lurve dwarves, like really really lurve them. Can someone get me 7 for crimbo so I can play out my snow white fantasy? horny, licky, fucky, cocky, dirty, sexy and filthy. ( just their pet names of course!)

fuckin' hell, think I will shut up if this is the confusion I cause. I said it was bollocks. The end. Final. now I demand this debate take place in the form of foam wrestling. I shall supply the popcorn and lambrini to share with radgina, toonraider and catmag (radg - I'' pack some JD specially for you) oooh wacky can be ref...... game/match on boys!!!!!

eeerrr........I'm only saying sex is better with a wife/girlfriend etc whatever, however you like it. Nowt wrong with saying that at all and I just knew somebody would "come" along and spout macho stuff. How old are you I'm thirty two. hardly a young'un, hardly past it I'm asking trophyshy, who has posted a load of bollocks lately, tbh I'll shut the fuck up then!

eeerrr........I'm only saying sex is better with a wife/girlfriend etc whatever, however you like it. Nowt wrong with saying that at all and I just knew somebody would "come" along and spout macho stuff. How old are you I'm thirty two. hardly a young'un, hardly past it

erm....yeah confusing you wit LM soz

is that feeling sad the emotional bollocks you were on about before? I think sometimes it is harder for men to seperate the emotional shit from the physical side. I think its hard for some folk to seperate the issue of love and sex. I know its widely thought that that is mainly a womens issue but only, if I'm honest, when their other half is having it away with someone else. I think women are very very good at seperating the sex issue and can be really calculating about it. Sex is better though with someone you have an emotional attachment to, but that does not preclude sex from being good with a no strings attached partner. I think folk should be more choosy about who they shag, I mean why settle for a partner who isn't as diverse or as perverted as you in bed. Surely its better to have emotional sex with someone who is happy to get their freak on in the way you both like it?? best of both worlds then.

who the hell'd want it to stay in their mouth long enough to do a bathroom dash, If your gonna spit it you either put it on him or in the toilet roll you've conveniently put next to the bed. Depend on the time and location really, e.g. if you're in the car you're hardly gonna wanna spit so you swallow, same on the sofa,(you're not ruining my upholstery) if your in bed either/or. Spunk bubbles don't be so fkn disgusting. Eugh. Meenzer - in the moment?? Bollocks you lot are already thinking about something in the fridge to eat! Or "water, water, do you want a drink, you want some water?" I swear its the only exercise some of you get and you still have the cheek to be out of breath when we're on top!

Seriously, this has me interested. So, throws of passion, she comes first ( ) you pull out, whip off your condom ( ) and say, to this girl you've never met before, "where do you want it"? She then actually says "in the eyes please"!!! And then what, you sit for a few moments while she gives you that porn star smile, you kiss , you go for the kleenex, you wake her up????? no the correct answer is wherever you want to put it. Do all women swallow? Do you prefer it when she does? surely you've cum by then so your minds already on other things like footy?

it'd be easier if dumb blokes opened their eyes and just got the fuck outta my way!!

This has made me understand when you watch shows and folk say their girlfriend's saving the 'special stuff for the wedding/new shoes/ diamonds etc...' Some of my mates won't even give their significant other a bj. personally I was shocked when I found that out. You think its cos some women find that kind of stuff degrading and can't seperate the sex part of their relationship from the emotional part. personally I think you should go with whatever gets you off.

gee gosh wow stop it! shucks.

no. upset cos you weren't involved?? don't like it, don't read it. He didn't even have to mention a name He didn't need to. it's the third time he's said it. You'd think he'd get the idea that i'm not going away by now though wouldn't you. Bless him, he can't help being a wee bit thick obviously, but then again we should never mock the afflicted! long live retards they make this board go round......

let them all bump each other off. Its cheaper.

no. upset cos you weren't involved?? don't like it, don't read it.

Are you available for parties??

Oh my god, I'm so embarassed!! Please do excuse the sofa I'm waiting for my new one to be delivered

you are very welcome for appreciating our womanly input! its nice to know we're appreciated in this mans world you've all got going here oh and happy belated birthday, I too missed the thread but to be fair I was too busy handing wacky his ass on a plate x

Become? he's always been a misogynist with a tendency to get itchy fists with the ladies if they aren't forthcoming, you of all people should know this. Can't help it if my educated guesses are on the mark. Maybe he should see a therapist? Dr. Wacky's surgery is open...... "tell me about your mother..."

Slightly more important than shoes in terms of survival. touche, but shoes bring much more happiness, and ass fucks if you get her the right ones!

I wouldn't like to ask what their thinking, the answer is usually food related anyway. I was just saying in some certain situations its nice to be able to know/assume/guess what a man is thinking. you guys have given me an insight as to what is in a mans mind, whether you like it or not. oh and smo - I know of you because of your reputation, which wasn't a very flattering one and as for your getting all hett up about it, without cause biting my head off when I'm just larking about, you're obviously not in a good place right now so i'll leave you be cos you're obviously a sensitive soul, who likes to fuck women but hates them at the same time - you're not intending on becoming some psychopathic serial arsehole are you?