soccermom

I wouldn't do that with it either. nope if it ruins your hair it'll totally fk that keyboard!

I think they meant if we "deliberately" did it ....I was actaully making the point that if men are offended by us spitting it out as it were then maybe they should taste it themselves too oh well, don't see why not myself.

its on/in your mouth any ways hows that a trick?

hmmmm.......I smell.........chicken!

Thank fk for that thought |I was gonna have to call in land, sea rescue! lol

i'm checking for the adams apple on that one like!

why explain yourself young man Busted! He won't taste, so we won't taste. Shoes, foot, other, on, the?????

Welcome to the group, this is a safe, non-judgemental environment, we're all friends here (Ahem), would you like to stand up and introduce yourself and your issues......

I concur on both counts. Any man who won't kiss you full on after you've just gone down on him is a hipocrite not worth his salt ( if you pardon the pun) especially when they kiss you after they've just been down on ya! on the second specifically - reminds me of glue made with flour and water!!

yes well that seems to be the consensus. Is it cos it's dirty and makes for a good horny ending or just cos you lot don't like mess? Sort of. I think part of it is that a girl spitting out your goods in revulsion is a bit off putting, almost offensive. I know it's not exactly the same but how would girls feel if guys refused to go down on them because they found it minging? they do! ahem... tho if you don't... whats your number?

Its the end of november!!!!! I think we should all put em up for the 1st of dec! Luke can opt out obviously, bah humbug....... 1st December is acceptable. Those putting up a Christmas avatar earlier should receive an instant ban and facial cumshot. i'll wait til the second then just to be safe.

yes well that seems to be the consensus. Is it cos it's dirty and makes for a good horny ending or just cos you lot don't like mess? I think it's 'cos it shuts her up for a precious few seconds Touche Not actually aimed at you personally SM, just wimmins generally touche turtle away............ i loved that!

If you want her to still love and respect you in the morning I'd keep these shitty jokes to yourself! It's a 'he' Speaking of shit jokes... obv not for the first time, but am I missing something here?

yes well that seems to be the consensus. Is it cos it's dirty and makes for a good horny ending or just cos you lot don't like mess? I think it's 'cos it shuts her up for a precious few seconds Touche

Its the end of november!!!!! I think we should all put em up for the 1st of dec! Luke can opt out obviously, bah humbug.......

yes well that seems to be the consensus. Is it cos it's dirty and makes for a good horny ending or just cos you lot don't like mess?

erm... cool.... .....next

No gorgeous you're the oompah loompah not me

when we draggin these back out? submission date please??

Cancel it, no mrs, no dependants, no mortgage. No issue. I have it so that it pays off my mortgage so i can take care of the bairn in the event I get diagnosed with something potentially life threatening like a case of the clap off wacky. I don't see why any one would want it if they don't have any of the above. One thing I will say is If you're gonna need it in the future, forseeable future and you can afford the 20 quid a week I'd hang on depending on your age, cos restarting in in 5 years will bump your premiums back up and you may also require a new health assessment, God forbid owt happens in the next 5 years like but if you get diagnosed with, diabetes or summat they can refuse to insure you or really hike up the premiums due to you having a pre existing conditin butting you in a higher risk catagory, esp since diabetes can possibly not always be a precursor to heart disease etc...

He's not here tonight. Tonights the night he sits at home and devotes all of his love to his pathetic ridiculous pointless computer games and I get to sit on here and throw abuse at wacky until he gets so riled the stuff he starts spouting doesn't even make sense. We both know how to get our kicks I could always sleep with it on and get him to drop it off in the morning...good thinking monkey man!! aye aye, thinkin', dancin'!!

Ok but only cos you worked a dwarf connotation into that one.

If you want her to still love and respect you in the morning I'd keep these shitty jokes to yourself! It's a 'he' Hey any holes a goal who am I to judge

If you want her to still love and respect you in the morning I'd keep these shitty jokes to yourself!

If you are mate SMO has been shagging your bird...get rid. thought you'd gone quiet, feeling a little left out are we?