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:icon_lol: thats immense I love it!!!

lol, all I'm saying is it has a plug and he can forget about that damn camcorder

ever had a situation where you know someone is getting you something that you really don't want but you can't say owt cos it'll hurt their feelings or cos it cost too much for it to be wasted on that particular thing? What do you do? a) tell em straight whoop and holler and sing their praises and put it in tha back of the cupboard c) ebay d) recycle and give it to someone else e) find out where they bought it take it back and get a credit note

NO WAY!!!! cardiac arrest her age?? sounds like another hollywood ending to me, Hmmmm......

many happy returns hun. sorry it's a little late. enjoy xx

That will play havoc with your silverback like arms, it will pluck more than tom on his new geetar I'll just have to extend the terms of my next back sac and crack to include forearms. is SMO teenwolf? I thought you would have noticed when sucking on his plums. I don't like plums. You like hairy ones....banging off your chin. can't even bring myself to eat a peach, food should not be furry, don't even get me started on kiwi fruit!

That will play havoc with your silverback like arms, it will pluck more than tom on his new geetar I'll just have to extend the terms of my next back sac and crack to include forearms. is SMO teenwolf? I thought you would have noticed when sucking on his plums. I don't like plums.

That will play havoc with your silverback like arms, it will pluck more than tom on his new geetar I'll just have to extend the terms of my next back sac and crack to include forearms. is SMO teenwolf?

sorry boys I've been AWOL. Hope you both had good birthdays xx

Nice, although after a couple of months the strap will be smelling like one of SM's sling back sandles. you said you liked the way they tasted salty?

The making up is sooo worth it though! I think I just vomitted a little in my mouth

I see alls not well the lovers are fighting again.

The £2.95 postage takes the shine off the 'unbelievable deal'. Wacky'll get ya some for nowt when he goes to the clap clinic for his weekly swabs. Laughing at your own jokes now if I find it funny I may titter to myself yes.

The £2.95 postage takes the shine off the 'unbelievable deal'. Wacky'll get ya some for nowt when he goes to the clap clinic for his weekly swabs.

meenz - you know exactly who I am wacky - he probably is reading this ken - I give out info and advice whereas you just get too, like way too graphic. and unnecessary imo. and xmas avatars is not porn related.

Well I've just managed to catch up on this thread cos unlike you lot some of us have to graft once in a while. Ken - You're one sick little fucker Wacky - you have a miniscule cock, I'd be unable to gag on it, I gagged purely and simply because it was attached to you, the tears were tears of sadness and pity my dear boy.

Is that a question or a statement? CT you seem to be taking it as an absolute certainty that you're going to hit the eyes, its never happened to anyone I've done it to It does occasionally if he's too in the moment, but most of the time it goes up your nose and you have to be careful not to sneeze it back out over him. Its all about the taboo, feeling naughty, doing something that you shouldn't be doing in polite society, like spanking or anal. The more turned on your partner gets the more turned on you get. If he or she wants it, it fuels your desire to go along with it, each of you getting more and more turned on until the point of climax and the release wherever on or in your being that may be. I can't see a problem with it. It is like swallowing, if the guy knows you're gonna swallow he gets harder and cums faster through the anticipation. All this filth talk has made me let out a wee involuntary spooge in my Bri-Nylons loose fit leisure slacks. and no wipes! Emergency #II of the night! you're one sick puppy you know that!

Is that a question or a statement? CT you seem to be taking it as an absolute certainty that you're going to hit the eyes, its never happened to anyone I've done it to It does occasionally if he's too in the moment, but most of the time it goes up your nose and you have to be careful not to sneeze it back out over him. Its all about the taboo, feeling naughty, doing something that you shouldn't be doing in polite society, like spanking or anal. The more turned on your partner gets the more turned on you get. If he or she wants it, it fuels your desire to go along with it, each of you getting more and more turned on until the point of climax and the release wherever on or in your being that may be. I can't see a problem with it. It is like swallowing, if the guy knows you're gonna swallow he gets harder and cums faster through the anticipation.

Since when? cumshots good moisturiser bad same difference if you ask me!

Is that a question or a statement?

No babe this is general chat. these statements are very general. xx

crisis has been averted, I found some olay wipes in the bathroom cabinet. You can all sleep easy now. It was close though, at least a DEFCON3.

inbetween your typing? yeah thats about as long as we can get you to fuckin stay down there too!

right on there padster!

cum is cum is cum. If she's gotta swallow it don't see why he shouldn't instead of letting it all dribble down his chin along with the snot from his nose into a great big wet patch on the bed that they expect us to sleep in fuckin' double standards in my opinion.