soccermom

SMO was shagging some lass from ASDA he met when shopping and he said the same funnily enough. I've got some porridge you can sample if you like. SMO shaggin shop assistants now? Don't they take coupons any more? No thanks, Think I'll try Toonraiders reccommendation. Sainsburys? Wish I'd looked at this earlier I was just in there bout an hour ago, Doh!! I just thought it sounded really nice and my friend at work had some and it smells amazing. Yeah I like Marmite too, Marmite crisps - Amazing, but couldn't even imagine them as a cereal bar. Crazy.

bloody hell, glad they're alright. How scary xx

ever seen something while out food shopping that you think 'mmmm.. that looks tasty', and then you look forward to eatin it, only to be sooo gutted cos it tastes nothing like the expectation. I am gutted. Golden syrup porridge smells fab and tastes like nothing. absolutely nothing. If mush had a taste, that would be it.

only ever smacked my son on the bum once when he was extremely naughty, he was 5 at the time and I think it was the shock of the whole situation thats stuck with him more than the sting of the smack as he remembers it now and I rarely threaten him with a smack as a punishment but I wouldn't hesitate to do it. I think theres nothing worse than parents who 'threaten' their kids with things then don't carry them out, it teaches them nothing, my son knows if he's naughty, he gets excluded from the room/activity or whatever is happening and telling him that i'm disappointed in his behaviour works well enough for most situations. They have to know that their behaviour has upset you and for that to impress upon them they have to be upset by the action that it affords. I used to get smacked and I wouldn't have dared and still wouldn't back chat, cheek or disregard my parents the way you often see kids do now. Its like kids who are cheeky to folk in the street, I'd have been too firghtened that it would get back to my parents and then I'd be in trouble to risk anything like that. I think a lack of effective punishments has led to a lack of respect from children today, they don't respect teachers, police, neighbours or their parents and I think its very sad. I remember my mum threatening one of my brothers that if he didn't behave she would pull down his pants and smack his bare bum in front of everyone, and he kept being a little sod ( about aged 6/7/8 I think) and she did right there in the middle of Bimbi's. I was totally fuckin mortified. Worked though.

thats what happens with private healthcare. They're willing to pay so they're willing to prescribe. Its disgusting. Just another form of child abuse. People shouldn't have kids if they're not willing to look after them and put up with the mood swings and the naughtiness. Thats kidsw. Fuckin hell, god help them when they reach their teens, that is if they haven't permanantly drug adled their childs brains.

Personally I don't mind the odd spank when I've been naughty. It helps to keep me in check.

for the aforementioned activity? pay for it and we'll let you watch.

I have a friend who grew up in Benin and later lived and worked in lagos and decided he needed a better life to provide for himself and his family. So he made a plan, and it took 6 years of working 14 hour days, sleeping rough and bedding down on floors of anyone who would give him shelter. He eventually raised enough money to travel here and get basic accommodation and a work visa just outside london. He has spent the last 13 years getting educated to degree level whilst becoming a british citizen, I helped him study for it- I certainly couldn't have passed that exam the questions are totally inane. He now has a good job in the public sector and is getting married soon. From where he was born to where he is now is amazing. He travelled back to Nigeria last year for the first time with his fiancee, and she was brought to tears to see the way he grew up. It was a lawless, vigilante, self regulating society of people, filled with propaganda about the western world's 'witchcraft' and trickery used to force upon them the lifestyle they have. His achievement is purely through hard work and dedication and I can homestly say I don't think I could have had the strength and courage of my convictions to go through everything he has to be where he is today. I am majorly proud of him.

but if you press on the other one hard enough it pops back out so fuk you. Vinegar Tits that invade your mind everytime you get to the vinegar strokes Fucking hell, two images to put me off my tea, soccermoms vinegar tits and a dwarf reaching the vinegar strokes I can pm you the video link?

Please ignore wacky he's just a little sore cos his wife said she enjoys gettin laid by me rather than him, he just can't do it the way i can knowin what a woman wants and all that. Anyways down to the serious business of your dilemma: bit a wet and dry, bit a bodge, bit a spray. Jobs a good'un. Anymore of that shit and I'll dry ride you up the wrangun next time I see you. I'll strap one on, and you can polish the pointy end before i ride you beotch. You ever been DP'd SM? you? No, how could I? Answer the question one in your arse one in your mouth. Simples. and my answer depends on whether or not eatin both fingers of twix at once counts? Thats spitroasting. Have you then, judging by your replies I reckon you have as you're not denying it or confirming it. You dirty cow My apologies for being unaware of the technical term for such action, silly me I must mix in the wrong circles as my ignorance obviously shows. As for your question I can neither confirm nor deny any such incident has taken place with or without the aid of the afore mentioned confectionary product

but if you press on the other one hard enough it pops back out so fuk you. Vinegar Tits that invade your mind everytime you get to the vinegar strokes

Please ignore wacky he's just a little sore cos his wife said she enjoys gettin laid by me rather than him, he just can't do it the way i can knowin what a woman wants and all that. Anyways down to the serious business of your dilemma: bit a wet and dry, bit a bodge, bit a spray. Jobs a good'un. Anymore of that shit and I'll dry ride you up the wrangun next time I see you. I'll strap one on, and you can polish the pointy end before i ride you beotch. You ever been DP'd SM? you? No, how could I? Answer the question one in your arse one in your mouth. Simples. and my answer depends on whether or not eatin both fingers of twix at once counts?

Please ignore wacky he's just a little sore cos his wife said she enjoys gettin laid by me rather than him, he just can't do it the way i can knowin what a woman wants and all that. Anyways down to the serious business of your dilemma: bit a wet and dry, bit a bodge, bit a spray. Jobs a good'un. Anymore of that shit and I'll dry ride you up the wrangun next time I see you. I'll strap one on, and you can polish the pointy end before i ride you beotch. You ever been DP'd SM? you?

but if you press on the other one hard enough it pops back out so fuk you.

Please ignore wacky he's just a little sore cos his wife said she enjoys gettin laid by me rather than him, he just can't do it the way i can knowin what a woman wants and all that. Anyways down to the serious business of your dilemma: bit a wet and dry, bit a bodge, bit a spray. Jobs a good'un. Anymore of that shit and I'll dry ride you up the wrangun next time I see you. I'll strap one on, and you can polish the pointy end before i ride you beotch.

Please ignore wacky he's just a little sore cos his wife said she enjoys gettin laid by me rather than him, he just can't do it the way i can knowin what a woman wants and all that. Anyways down to the serious business of your dilemma: bit a wet and dry, bit a bodge, bit a spray. Jobs a good'un.

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Sorry would hate to make your girlfriend's look like a sloppy floppy mess in comparison. As for t update: he's set up a webcab via his laptop wit motion software, has actually caught t girlfriend going into his room (boy she's a big lassy) but as yet she hasn't rifled thru his porn stash. Day 2 on t camera today. Can I give you a creampie? Sorry not today I'm rather busy. Thanks for the offer though.

Sorry would hate to make your girlfriend's look like a sloppy floppy mess in comparison. As for t update: he's set up a webcab via his laptop wit motion software, has actually caught t girlfriend going into his room (boy she's a big lassy) but as yet she hasn't rifled thru his porn stash. Day 2 on t camera today.

Soz to sound like a traitor but anyone else followin t mint housemate's girlfriend stealing porn thread on f365? If not then more than worth a look.

where have you been hiding ????????? just lurking. I've been a busy busy bee of late. Back on the batter like? I don't even know what that means?

where have you been hiding ????????? just lurking. I've been a busy busy bee of late.

OMG A spider the size of a fkn Fiat punto just ran across my living room floor. I nearly shit. I have had to vacate the area as it is currently figuring out a way to put the sofa onto its back. Fkn hell. I hate them things.

Family: My grandpa, he was the biggest inspiration in my life ever. Miss him every day. General: Elvis (if he really is dead) Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jnr, Eric Morcombe, The little bloke off Last of the summer wine (played Compo) and Maz & JFK.... I'd like to hear what their real story was!

You're the biggest helmet I've ever encountered in my life. Have we unearthed the curator of the Whitney Houston fan club I wonder? No we've unearthed the worst sense of humour ever to grace the planet. It doesn't wash when you stand and take massive offence at an aids joke then in other threads say it's a shame that someone isn't dead. Up on that high horse but only when it suits. You're a cock. All this vitriol isn't healthy you know... anyone would think you had a vendetta against me tbh