soccermom

fkn hell i'm not common ya could at least decant it into a pint glass for me.

I bet that you're a right munter. and i bet i still wouldn't shag you, so lick my clit little lad and jog on!

Proof needed. buy me enuf babyshams big boy and your wish is my command

ffs is that your attempt at livening the board up? leave it to me he says! christ lad, move out of the way before i bitch slap you with my cock you pathetic excuse for a teenager. my tits have more personality than you and my arse is better lookin.

Christmas Tree? See.... Fuck the pair of ya Soccermum likes nowt better than a bit of rear door innuendo with Wacky. Shame he's never been the same since the accident i think you'll find i like a bit of rear door with anyone!

stroppymom, ha ha!hell no i'm still a cock obsessed lunch box making people carrier driving soccermom! and proud to be so!

Christmas Tree? na you know who i mean those fuckers who read books with out pictures in them and like to bore everyone wit their own theory on relativity. ffs!

well thats just rude

cos there's no proper banter anymore. its full of dinner party intellectuals or 12year olds! the odd golden thread shines thru but they're few and far between these days. even i can't be arsed to post and piss folk off! needs more fun on the board its been devoid of proper laughs for a while. stupid pointless topics that serve no reason but to make folk laugh. thats what is needed. we need wacky kcg smo snakey leazes mag even meenz can't be arsed to post wit any regularity. i don't even lurk weekly now. its like the board is dead! can i put t t in the dead pool 2011?

I appear to have missed your birthday. Apologies, Happy 40th.

I'd heard you struggle with the instructions for you diddlydo. na i bought the simpler model from asda. see you were the weirdo following me along the beach with the camcorder

argos' cos it's shit and for charvas.

Unbreakable was absolutely Pants! It was a 2 hour film in which absolutely nothing happened.

Lookin for some ideas for good days out here in the north east. Done the usual Flamingo land Lightwatervalley Whitehouse Farm etc Just want some ideas, preferrably outdoors and not a million miles away as the little one gets sick in the car Hey yeah, and any ideas on how you've dealt with travel sickness in the past would be great too, 'cos those joyride tablets don't work and neither does piriton! Ta muchly

Yeah they're fantstic used to use mine loads. Hadn't thought about it in a while but think i'll get it out of the back of the cupboard and start using it again. I used to cook alssorts on it. They're fab for cooking skewered kebabs, makes the tomatoes, pepper and mushrooms extra yummy! do you do personal tuition LM you know you're welcome to my humble abode anytime for lunch. I do make a bloody good meal which is fairly evident if you saw the size of my fella's kite, And yours, but I'd put that down to your chocolate intake, along with the spots on your back. aah babes i've missed you too xxxxxxxx

Yeah they're fantstic used to use mine loads. Hadn't thought about it in a while but think i'll get it out of the back of the cupboard and start using it again. I used to cook alssorts on it. They're fab for cooking skewered kebabs, makes the tomatoes, pepper and mushrooms extra yummy! do you do personal tuition LM you know you're welcome to my humble abode anytime for lunch. I do make a bloody good meal which is fairly evident if you saw the size of my fella's kite,

Yeah they're fantstic used to use mine loads. Hadn't thought about it in a while but think i'll get it out of the back of the cupboard and start using it again. I used to cook alssorts on it. They're fab for cooking skewered kebabs, makes the tomatoes, pepper and mushrooms extra yummy! Divvint put allsorts on it, they'd gan all claggy! not if you wrap 'em in tin-foil first like the chicken ha ha

Yeah they're fantstic used to use mine loads. Hadn't thought about it in a while but think i'll get it out of the back of the cupboard and start using it again. I used to cook alssorts on it. They're fab for cooking skewered kebabs, makes the tomatoes, pepper and mushrooms extra yummy!

Cheeky little fucker, thats one of my better ones.

I'm short on funds so opted for a holiday at home. Its one of those mystery weekends. I turn up for 3 days to Wacky's shed and I find out the theme when I get there! No seriously has anyone ever been on a mystery weekend or is it just for old fogies on coach trips? I know you can go on murder mystery fancy dress themed nights, but fancied gettin a group of us together and going to a proper one set up in a hotel in the lakes or north yorks or somethin. Any advice would be appreciated.

its the only way he can get laid. oh, perhaps you were just told this by a friend ??

I bet you went through some dairy milk last night. Nope went straight for the Galaxy, Mmmmm. I've got to maintain this great hulking figure somehow.

still awake.

far too warm to make sleep possible. Opened as many windows as possible without inviting the burglars in but the air is so still and muggy. Painted my nails and cleaned the kitchen. Now to watch game on! Haven't seen it for years, can we substitute the name martin for wacky in the statement- wacky you ginger tosser?

just because I am fat, smelly and ugly does not give you the right to comment upon the size of my windsock. I only wanted to give a review of the films I had watched.