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Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
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I fed my pony some broccoli soup- he got the trots.
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Ready made Stranger Wanks, though, eh Trooper?
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
I blame the fans.......- 10610 replies
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I'm having a mare, lately.
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That's a foalish mistake to make.
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
Lads- I despised the cunt when he was here, now he's fucking long gone, can we never speak of the smarmy self-abuser again. Please- 10610 replies
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Happy Tits. ( I'm not even trying anymore )
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The inevitable "show showdown" was expectedly shite. That's a word used in the East of Newcastle that means "shite".
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I'd say his bike was eponymous.
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This knacker is doing the Tour on a Chopper. http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/7703812
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Can any of our resident Porridge Wogs translate, please.
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That billy-no-mates bottom right is a young CT, having just dropped a cheesy chip fueled fart.
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The canister
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Give the baldy cad a job at NUFC, quick.
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Dirty old beast!
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That would just be kinky
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Should've got the train mate
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Googled the story- surprise surprise, it's in the Daily Hate. The "facts" seem very open to interpretation, shall we say. Essentially, his first lass claims he's somehow changed the dates on an official document, (presumably when he was 15?), she won't press any charges though, because she still loves him. Etc etc Somewhat different to being a 24yr old paedo grooming a 15yr old lass. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3160338/Love-rat-footballer-Papiss-Cisse-secret-bigamist-got-wife-pregnant-13-Oh-three-British-girlfriends-side.html
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That would be too gay, somehow
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That'd be like choking on two grains of couscous.
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This explains Fish's PM offering me discount ball gags.