Monkeys Fist

Shut up.

Happy 40th young sir! Here's Miss July 1976

I think we may be witnessing the birth of Torytubby's latest hobby/moneysink. *Later, recovering from the lunchtime kebab...... " hmm, stained glass windows..... wonder how much" A fortnight down the line.... " Hey Guys! I just installed my first stained glass windscreen on the taxi!"

What I'll take from this thread is PaddockLad's exemplary use of the term "gurning wanksock". Bravo

Hope so. Also hope she'd have the stones to deal properly with the inevitable backlash. Then she can fuck right off

Fire away Gents. Or don't.

Shame you can still afford broadband.

And short-lived hobby expenses. Sucks to be poverty stricken, eh?

*you're. Don't try condescension with me, bitch tits. Edit: You think there's a separation between politics and everyday life? That explains a lot.

Haad on.... What happened to BAU? Oh aye, it's you.

Are we still rated as producers of weaponry and inventive death, or are we shit at that now, as well?

No. I blame the himmigriants

5/10. Would not bang.

It'd be hilarious if it wasn't such outright lunacy.

Honestly thought you were having a laugh. Checked BBC Fucking hell.

Whitleycoatsmouth, all the same really, infested with shitehawks.

Sam Cams send off? Dorty beeatch. Edit; beaten to it by The Birdman of Cullercoats. Damn

Who?

Are the servant quarters affected by the flies,or are they too far from the reception wing?

It's like Terry Gilliam was his speechwriter. ( tune is the opening bar of Don't Leave Me This Way, the Communards version )

Oof

It's mocking him from beyond the grave.

Please let that be real. Edit: seems it is. https://mobile.twitter.com/BBCDanielS/status/752531868252303364

Salsa dip.