Monkeys Fist
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It never ceases to amaze me how many MPs have surnames one letter away from the truth.
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Christ, a year already. I'm confident I can say I speak for the entire board by asking you to pass on our thoughts to his family and loved ones, Cath.
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Some people stand up to wipe, some people collect stamps, some grown men repeatedly sign up to the same forum they've been hoofed/flounced from for years under various different usernames but are inevitably sussed within days/hours. Takes all sorts to make a world.
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CT, realising he's now got an "inny"
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One person on here won't have a fucking clue what you're on about, HMHM.
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Meanwhile, Haidara continues his transformation in to Duane Dibbley.
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Merchandising is out of control these days. Oh, aye, new player- whoo hoo
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Tries punk Tries metal Settles for Wham!
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FYP
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I hope you disinfect your keyboard regularly, shittyfingers.
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We evolved as bipedal for a reason, dirty bowl dippers.
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More of a squatter tbh, the cheek splaying stance of the sitter is maintained, whilst combined with the ease of access of the stander. Explanation- sit on the bog, now rock forward so that your arse lifts clear. Wipe. Thank me later
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Sittist propaganda! Although, the fourth illustration is clearly a stander.
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CT - political clout. Literally.
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I think the "experience" you and the caretaker had in the bike sheds explains your taste in music
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The bloke at 0:25 in the line up. " Wtf is this ?" Edit: This chap
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Fuck knows what I did?
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Have a guess
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I remember Robson getting the shit kicked out of him by some Black Metal group from Shields that he was interviewing. Cracking. Edit: here it is- ffwd to the last 35 seconds or so. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2DjY-NGIJGU
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The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)
Monkeys Fist replied to Craig's topic in Newcastle Forum
https://mobile.twitter.com/lee_ryder/status/621093866830209024/photo/1 " Alreet Yanks, Ryder here- Trinity Mirror Sportswriter of 2014.... Aye, it's like Howitzer Prize yeez lot do ower here, but better. " -
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum