Monkeys Fist
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Nah, Hardknott or not at all.
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You been to the Duddon Valley/Western Lakes? Usually much less busy than Central/Northen lakes.
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The OFFICIAL Transfer Rumours Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in Newcastle Forum
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The OFFICIAL Transfer Rumours Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in Newcastle Forum
Mick Channon. Very disappointing. Also, Owen, Owen, and that boring little cunt, Owen. -
Quiff approaches said Milf,Turns on the charm- " How you doing?" Milf responds positively, asks, " So, you here alone?" Quiff - " with my Mam and Dad" Milf-
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Good plan, I'll PM him immediately.
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Fyp
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According to the Chivalric Code, I must choose a weapon of similar size. I choose CT's button mushroom.
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" Ooh, d'you think he stayed at that caravan park over there? Must ask the owner if we can dig his lawns up"
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The bottom one is his fungus-riddled toenail.
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Choose your weapon.
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I'm 47 mate. I endured it. It was shite. I guarantee you'll have had a leather pencil tie, pointy shoes with laces at the side, and a suit with shoulder pads. Fucking shoulder pads
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*amulet or ampule. Pick one
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Name and shame
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Sharks regularly float about, eating stuff, in UK waters, CT. Stick to muddy fields mate.
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Lip service
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Maggie Twatface (close enough)
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Should've done a Nazi salute, missed opportunity.
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Boys! I've hit pay dirt!
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Etruscan-ish.
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Metecties
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What is the Blob going to come back all excited over today? I'll go for either; A rusty penny. Half a hat pin. Someone's lost wedding ring. Being allowed to walk 20m behind the Big Boys.
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Explain, please.