Monkeys Fist
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The OFFICIAL Transfer Rumours Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Atlas obscura is a handy site for finding places to visit Tom, typed in Munich and it gave me these... http://www.atlasobscura.com/search?utf8=✓&lat=48.1351253&lng=11.581980599999952&q=&formatted_address=Munich&source=mobile
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Not only is Stevie turning Mackem, it also appears he is becoming a shandy-drinking la-la.
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Another lunatic on a random gun rampage, in a theatre in Lafayette. Ffs. http://www.katc.com/story/29621479/reports-shooting-at-the-grand-on-johnston-several-injures
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You can picture what would've happened mind. Him- " You people ruined my whole life, don't expect me to show mercy today. No one disrespects me and gets away with it. I'll teach you peo...." *random charver cuts him off, " Here man, ya focken radge, are yee mental? Nee one's focken massacring nee cunt without giving iz a focken tab forst! ( can I borrow 50p for me bus fare, an'all mate?)"
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That site has some stuff that may interest some on here, though. http://madeupstuff.tumblr.com/post/1081966354
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The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)
Monkeys Fist replied to Craig's topic in Newcastle Forum
He's gone beyond globular and become tubular. His head will start to sink soon. -
Keep those filthy fantasies to your metector/dogging forums.
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Interesting to note the most watched team in our morally inherent, classy neighbour's area.
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Hats off to Dawn Butler.
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Pfft, fucks sake Parky, it's painted in the roof, but distorted by denpressure.
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"Personality Glasses" If you'd seen this bloke we're on about you'd know how accurate that is. Although I prefer the term "Git Gogs"
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He'll have to up his game- jeggings with rigger boots at the very least.
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Was it that bald knacker with the white framed glasses?
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Just watched first episode of Witnesses on C4. Will be watching the next.
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One for Gemmill
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Every goal's a hole.
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Since learning the "Frozen Grapes" and "Use Milk from the Tassimo" hacks, my previously hectic life has become a model of calmness and efficiency. I thought it best to create a thread so that our resident Life Coaches can post any new revelations to improve our short time on the planet. Here's a few to get started Your life transformation begins here, now.
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Kinky
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"Life hack" Have you chosen your post-op name yet?
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Spot on.