Monkeys Fist

Not if they've got their snouts stuck in a broadsheet, they won't

Yours or Mrs. OTF's? Very important distinction.

Shall I change the H to C in the title?

Wanker-in-Chief wants to control Wankers.

Move to higher ground, the denpressure is pushing all your fat down your body ( which is just a vibration of energy). The higher you go, the less the denpressure. ( have you ever seen a fat Yeti? )

Ouch! Bap count?

Wipeout Fusion. Fucking excellent racer.

The referee got me.

"Bu..bu..but these are red seedless, and I'm drinking a cheeky white! Are you deliberately trying to ruin my hotel experience??

"impossible solutions"- a tray. Get in the fucking river!

I was gravity racing

Kid- " But Mr. Wayne, there was no tray at breakfast and the glasses were small"

Put 2-3 glasses on your tray, it's "free" at the last few pages.

Listening to this driving back from Amble- canny way to end a night shift

Fucking hell. I'll be he sits at 4am, clicking "like" on the NUFC Facebook page pics.

Aye, barely a mile east to west gates. Which brings into question the distances Bunter claimed to have waddled a while ago

They were going in, Chubs was heading out.

I've just given myself a RSI.

HMHM gets a present from J69

Clearly none of them had the Painters in.

Anyone who changes their name to Bubba the Love Sponge deserves to have their Mrs. ridden raw by a racist roid freak.

England v Scotland in the WC qualifiers. Can we play these games before we buoycoutt the Russkis, please?