Monkeys Fist

I watched that "Irish Copper and Black FBI agent in Connemara" show last night. I think the bogtrotter is a very amusing actor.

Here you go, boys. SFW

"Look this is very testing. "I accept that because you've got a swarm of scousers coming across the Mersey seeking a better life, wanting to come to Newcastle because Newcastle has got jobs and mince pies. "

Aye, gone on my "quite like these" list. (Although I'm puzzled as to why they've 6 members- what do they all do? )

Given the thick fucker's views on immigrants, this is not a shock from ole Mincer, is it?

Deaderzzzz!!!

"Hiya Steve, If I haven't got chilli flakes, can I use cherry tomato instead?"

Sigged.

Name your prize Tooj, anything you want

My two went with Mrs. Fist last week. Loved it.

Context- 5th bottle of Shiraz

In that case, National Treasure. Humanity's loss. Etc.

Preparation for preparing an enquiry will be discussed at the end of next week.

Q: what's 12 inches long and snaps cunts? A:

I'll book the Über to pick us up.

Somewhere in Italy? San Siro or Olympico?

Nailed on.

Oh Steyvie, I live so close to the training ground that I was over the moon when Carver went. As chairman of the Residents Commitee, my mailbag was overflowing with complaints about the stench of pasty setting off their little Jeremy or Claudia's gluten intolerance. I had a grape-chilled glass of P. Grig to celebrate, and nibbled on a rice cake.