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The dirty coward

Radio 6Music yesterday. This Mackem presenter talked a little bit, then she played some music.

Shartguards.

Didn't Chez join the Mud Club mid-flight somewhere?

Personal experience ?

Peetectors

You could recruit a crew of self employed, middle-aged blokes to sit in a sealed forward cabin and press an alert if anyone spewed/pooed. I'm sure there'd be loads knocking about once driverless tech hits the taxi market. Shit Wardens, Cackwatchers, whatever.

Sure it wasn't " Dmemba you're a.... ooh pies!"

So it's looks nicer when there's vast swathes of them empty on TV?

"Best PM in my lifetime."

Nowt worth reading. Off you fuck, there's a dear.

Ah, ffs.

Fucking get in!

The Dude is universal, brother.

Let's hope we get the Baleen the net

Hoy the rubber Mandingo in for 15s and it warms it to body temperature..... ..... apparently.

*Doffs cap.

This past week has just been confirmed as a 7-in-a-row Perfect Turd* week. I confess there was some nervous tension surrounding this morning's effort, following a coffee fueled night-shift, but wouldn't you know- consistency was consistent What a way to start the season *Perfect Turd - no wiping required, but you always give it two at least; 1: Wipe, inspect "Nowt?, Nah, must've missed" 2. Second swipe, dig deeper, inspect " Nowt-It's a Perfect!!". You're welcome.

Gotcha. "Gangs of Wrekenton" airing next month ?

Is he the Spandau Ballet one or the Bald Cockney one?

Is it 2016?

@@Ken - Wake up! It's party time.