Monkeys Fist

Correct

No- pizza Anatra

Not to mention the 13yr olds who will spend the next 5 years getting fucked over by the current lot, just in time to cast their first votes.

Go to the Salsa Cafe and seduce one of the staff. You'll learn a far more useful vocabulary and have bonus English Tapas nookie.

Dinner tonight- all bar the pig from the garden. Grilled loin chops with Pink Fir Apple spuds ( few drops of Olive oil to serve), and mixed salad of cucumber, radish, lollo blonde and oak leaf, dressed with Dijon mustard, tarragon and crushed garlic dressing. das ist die Scheiss!

Styrchnine-laced Irn Bru in Nicola's drinks cabinet?

Fixed

I shall explain this to him through the interpretative medium of gif. The Dog is Tubs The box is his grasp of politics. The result is .... http://i.imgur.com/oAUYFHh.gifv

6/10

Except when does- MOTM I the 3-3 v Burnley. http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/9627759/premier-league

Sensitive, Arty Tinder profile

Man, she tight.

Tricky Teenage Acne

I lasted 1 minute 12 seconds.

The day she took the Roomba....

Yo momma's peaks.

What?

Appropriate metaphor.

"That was our new single, hope you liked it" "What'd he say?" "Have they started yet?" "Anyone got a spare battery?...... Anyone ?" " I'm sick of mime acts"

Wet and Wild- don't bother, it's fucking stinking and has nowhere near enough of the tubes to ride the slides.

1. Duck Pizza 2. Duck Pizza with Cherry Tomato 3. A rusty coin 4. Grapes 5. Frozen Grapes

What about when they "go out and give 110%"? * "hah, got 'em there, Fist" ...... unziiip.