Monkeys Fist

Anyone heard from the fat fuck today? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-33952876

Watershit Down

Oh Christ, I've got to explain it to him. "Your mate" is you. Like when you go to the chemist to ask for advice for your personal problems- " My mate got his knob stuck in the vacuum and wonders if you've got anything to bring the swelling down?"

The Sting

"Your mate"?

Big

Take the boxing gloves off mate.

Fahrenheit 451.

Never seen that, is it a sequel?

The Mission. Giant. Zooloo.

You've got to try the English Takeaways when you're there. The tapas is excellent.

They're a ramshackle bunch of mutants, mind.

Ewch

"Two from the top and One up the bottom, please Carol".

Express it's slapability as a fraction

Barley Mow, for town bars. First local pub pint would've been in a The George Stephenson in Westmoor, aged 15-16. Theakstons Best Bitter.

You animal, Deaderz! Btw, have you got the Emma Watson nudes?