Monkeys Fist

Driving to Dover in 4 hours. Car not packed- check Kids more hyper than a couple of pilled-up speed freaks-check. Chances of a kip before l set off blown away like a Chinese port- check. Prospect of a beer in the far distance of tomorrow evening- check. We're feckin flying next year

I blame the Magedia

They weren't packs, he just couldn't separate them.

Keane has gone up in my estimation. I mean, it's on a molecular level, but it's up nonetheless.

Scat perv.

CT telling us how to reorganise Labour. Here you go mate, quick, get the birdseed, it's a wild budgie

AirB&B, baby! It's the Shiznit, and what have you

"Village" It's fucking Boldon man.

Not since the Turd Amendment was added.

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One day of graft left and then off to Normandy for a fortnight. Got a two bedroomed renovated barn, with a garden, BBQ, for £37 a night! Can not wait.

"I'm sorry TheGingerQuim, your Interact With Awesome People limit has been reached for this month. Please come back in a month when fucks may have been found to give"

Fill your boots mate.

33.2 miles and two decades. You moved from Darlo to sunderland then?

No, but you are, or close enough.

It does.

That figures......

Even rarer in Antarctica. Just sayin'

What's that in old money?