Monkeys Fist

Been married 17 years today. Pass the lube, it's Funtime tonight

Aye, sorry to hear that Cath. Some age, 21, for a cat mind.

Having set off at 9:30am on Sunday from Normandy, I was a bit peeved to have to wait for the 6pm crossing from Dunkirk as the 4pm I was booked on was "full". Some shithouse who'd pushed in to the car queue was on front of me at the check-in desk for the 6pm crossing , and left in a strop saying to his Mrs- " fuck waiting til 6pm, come on, we'll hop on the next one from Calais." I've just read the news. Ferry services disrupted by Calais port blockade http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34104336 Oh, and Wes Craven has died.

Crumbs!

No, he'll never get in.

Why, are you lonesome tonight?

Full of fat bastards, too.

By bus?

It was Chez. The wanker

Is this poll public?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fo7LGHMdSuM Any excuse

I had to look up "wrong" in the dictionary. It said " metal detecting"

Spent the day on Storm landing beach, at Lion-sur-Mer, and I now understand why the Krauts fought so hard to defend it- heaving with French minge.

Following about 250 miles of fucking roadworks, where work was actually being done on about 100yds of it, when does the "holiday fun" begin?

Did yee caal my pint a mackem?

Title edited for contagious hermurseckswality.

Aaaand we're off! Breakfast on the ferry in 6-7 hours.

"> I'll bet he's "that bloke" at work.

Hello bint!