Monkeys Fist

Given the assumption of what Mrs.F. did to my arse, I could fit myself, you, and probably several of Trooper's Baked Bean Lasagnes up there. I have avoided sitting on bar stools for the past few days.

They haven't time to punch horses as they're all nuts deep in their sisters/kids. Yes, I'm saying they're all incestuous paedophiles. All of them. Here's a gif to demonstrate how serious I am about this......

Just had a chocolate biscuit because it'll soon be autumn.

Here's an equally valid quote- " Aldi beans look and taste so similar to lumps of tramp smeg in ketchup that the two things are indistinguishable. I can only imagine them appealing to the same demographic that eats duck pizza and thinks metecting is a valid hobby. "- An Expert.

Charming.

Mouth experience As if they even touch the sides.

Charm Whereas the Chuckle Bros. exude it

I agree, I don't think Corbyn, if he wins, will last long enough to be a "problem" come 2020, but,if he draws in disenchanted voters and takes Labour even just a smidgen left of their current position, he'll have done his job. Burnham is the only candidate, in the current climate, who would be electable in a GE, which is why he gets 2nd option. I think it'll come down to him versus Corbyn, and he'll probably edge it on 2nd choice votes.

Ever so slightly.....

Says the Mackem, posting on a NUFC board. Whale sandwich, anyone?

For the pedants amongst us, you should be calling him Scout.

What's the alternative? Look what happened last time we put a splitarse in charge.

I checked your post count, mind, Ant

1.Corbyn 2.Burham

Stubble? No no no

Nissan, close enough. Are you tumescent?

The Best PM of Your Lifetime and fucking Dreamboy were in your neck of the backwoods today,too. Did you waddle over and have a swoon?

That also rules out Nick Kielce Poland. Back to the drawing board.

Been married 17 years today. Pass the lube, it's Funtime tonight